Bemba vs Nyanja Jokes

04/08/2025

Have you ever crushed on someone for a long and you finally talk to them and realise they don’t have common sense.
😂 🤣 😂

24/07/2025

“No matter how dark and quiet a room is, a man will always find his way to a woman’s breasts.”

22/07/2025

Entrepreneur Abel Ng'andu Arrested for Alleged Theft of K575,000
Renowned entrepreneur and former Engineering Institute of Zambia president, Abel Ng'andu, 53, has been arrested for allegedly stealing K575,000 from his company, Ng'andu Consulting Limited. He faces a charge of Theft by Director.
According to police spokesperson Rae Hamoonga, Ng'andu is accused of diverting funds from the sale of seven motor vehicles, which were sold by an agent, Lusungu Nyirenda of Walumart Auto Company Limited, between October 2024 and March 2025. The proceeds, totaling K575,000, were deposited into Ng'andu's personal account instead of the company's account and were subsequently used for personal gain.
Ng'andu has been released on police bond and is expected to appear in court soon.

POLICE have arrested renowned entrepreneur and former Engineering Institute of Zambia president, Abel Ng’andu, for allegedly stealing over K500,000.
Mr Ng’andu, aged 53, of Plot No. 26317 in the PHI area of Lusaka, was apprehended for the offence of Theft by Director, contrary to Section 279 of ...

21/07/2025

AS OF 18th JULY 2025

MUMBWA COUPLE DIES IN SHOOTING INCIDENT
A 49 year old man together with his 25 year
old third wife have died after a shooting
incident in Mumbwa district of central
province.

Central Province police commanding officer
Charity Munganga has confirmed the incident
which happened on the 18th of July 2025 at
kitumba market and identified the male
victim as Musa Mugwagwa and female victim
as Beatrice Shantemba.
Miss Munganga says the male victim was
found laying on the road in a pool of blood
with a gunshot wound while the female
victim 300 metres away from her husband
laying naked in a makeshift tent house with
a gunshot wound.
Sad Story.

21/07/2025

The Problem you dress to come and impress us at church nomba naifwe wala tatwisako .
HOHOHO 😂😂😂😂

30/07/2024

Wakanda forever

18/11/2023

The time we started Facebook we were just the 3 of us, look at us now....
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🙊 🙊 🙊
🤔

15/05/2023

We deserve two
Girlfriends a yellow bone for events and one wakanda for Laundry.
🤣🤣

10/05/2023

Imwe guys
Why does cooking seem to take 5 hours. And eating 5 seconds. And washing dishes 7 days and 7 nights.

10/05/2023

There should be a summer camp for married men where you just go sleep for 3 weeks.
🥱🥱

09/05/2023

Kuti limbi soulmate wobe mu Tonga mayo.

Baby nditole

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