Samuel Senior.

24/03/2026

30/06/2025

Bishop John General's barber is legendary!

01/02/2025

Why do white men wait until they're old and finished then they want to marry a young African woman?

27/01/2025

She came to buy
'Morning After,' I sold her Appetito
Muzajaila I don't want
Nonsense🙈🥹🤦🏻‍♂️

23/12/2024

TRAPP£D IN GIRLS' HOSTEL🙆‍♂️😂

I went to visit my babe in the female hostel and we both slept off. I woke up by 9:32pm and guys were not allowed in the hostel beyond 9:00pm.The girl went outside and told me
girls were already nāked that if I come out I'm finished. So She suggested I wore her clothes and pretend to be a lady and cover my face with a long hair tie and walk out of the hostel but I was scāred cause I was gonna see so many girls naked before getting to the gate. And Her roommates were already on their way back. I was confused. I asked her how
understanding her roommates could be and she said one of them was a campus fellowship MAMA that will surely report if she knew. She said she would go outside and tell them snake had entered the room but I said no that they were gonna go cāll security or so. I told her to bring her wig and a wrapper,she brought it and I wore it and covered myself with the wrapper and asked her to tell her roommates when they come in that I was her friend who came to see her and was sick and couldn't go back to my hostel in Annex. So, I slept on the bed and turned my face to the wall. She slept on the bed with me. Her roommates came in, started gisting and asked who I was, she told them what I told her earlier.
One of them came close and touched my neck and was like her body is not really hot na...she said "Yes, I just took drugs."
Next thing I heard was can I pray for her? that was the fellowship mama talking. She said I should just turn my face and have faith that it's gonna be well. This my girl, was very smart. She told her I was a Jehovah's witness member that I won't like it. I was so scared. Two of them changed up, they were talking of going to have their bath. I was still scared. They went out to have their bath. My girl tapped me and said babe I'm scared, what do we do? I told her I was gonna stay in the hostel till 6:00pm the next day when boys are allowed in so I can leave. We agreed. We slept and I didn't know when I started snoring. She tapped me and whispered you are snoring like a man. My people.. Na so sleep take vanish for my eyes... I could not sleep again. My Nokia phone battery was almost dead. I stayed up till the next morning. Around 4:00pm, one of her friend ask, your friend is still sick? She answered "Yes". The girl said we should go to the school clinic that someone's child should not die here. She went out and had her bath. The fellowship mama came back and didn't say a word. Now it was 6:00pm, the chance I had to leave the hostel freely as a guy but the roommates were still inside. When it was 7:00pm, she sent me a text and said she was gonna ask her roommates to join her that she was gonna buy food for them. That once I hear them leave, I should wait for 7 minutes and leave the room immediately. She asked them to join her go eat, but the mama... This same fellowship mama hmmm. Said she was ok and didn't want to eat. I felt like dying. So, the other girl said let's go together, so they left.

Next thing I felt was a touch. The mama touched me and said "Mr Man, you can leave our hostel now. Don't think I'm stupid. I saw your shoe under the bed. I heard when you were snoring like a pig. It's either you come down now and leave or I call the security for you". Brothers and sisters, I came down; thanked her very well and she invited me to their fellowship with a serious threat that I must attend or else she will expose everything... To cut the long story short...That was how I started playing the guitar at
FELLOWSHIP in my school
😂😂😂😂

11/12/2024

15 Reasons Why a Woman with Previous Multiple S*x Partners is a Dangerous Choice for Marriage

Gentlemen, let’s get real. A woman’s history matters. If she’s had a multiple s*x partners, she’s not going to make the stable, loyal wife you need to build a secure future. The truth is harsh, but ignoring it will only lead you to a path of frustration, heartbreak, and even financial ruin. Let me break it down for you, unfiltered and straight to the point. Here are 10 reasons why women with high body counts struggle to maintain stable marriages and are statistically more likely to divorce you.

1. She Will Always Compare You to Other Men

A woman who’s been with many men carries the memory of those experiences. She’ll measure you against every man she’s ever been with—how they made her feel, what they gave her, how they performed in bed. It’s a never-ending comparison game that you’ll never truly win. No matter what you do, she’ll always find a reason to feel dissatisfied because she’s used to variety. This constant comparison erodes the foundation of any relationship.

2. She’s Confused and Struggles to Know What She Wants

When a woman has been with multiple partners, it clouds her sense of direction and priorities. She becomes indecisive, unsure of what she truly values in a man or a relationship. Her past partners have left conflicting imprints on her, leaving her emotionally scattered. She lacks clarity, making it nearly impossible for her to fully commit to one man.

3. She Cannot Be S*xually Satisfied

Let’s face it: someone who has experienced multiple s*xual partners often develops an insatiable appetite for variety. She’s used to new thrills, new sensations, and constant novelty. This makes it difficult for her to settle into a long-term, monogamous relationship. She may begin to resent you for not satisfying her unrealistic expectations, leading to infidelity or divorce.

4. She Is Likely to Have Had Many Abortions

With a high body count comes a higher likelihood of unplanned pregnancies and abortions. This doesn’t just leave physical scars; it creates emotional baggage that she brings into the marriage. Many women don’t openly share this part of their history, but the guilt, shame, or indifference toward life can surface in ways that damage your relationship.

5. She May Still Be Talking to Her Exes

Women with high body counts often maintain connections with their exes—whether out of nostalgia, unresolved feelings, or convenience. These lingering ties create unnecessary drama and mistrust in your relationship. Imagine competing for her attention with the ghost of every man she’s ever been with. It’s exhausting and unhealthy.

6. She Cannot Pair Bond with You

Pair bonding is the emotional connection that develops between partners in a committed relationship. A woman who’s had numerous s*xual partners has weakened her ability to pair bond. Each time she forms and breaks a bond, the next one becomes harder to maintain. This makes it nearly impossible for her to fully attach herself to you, emotionally or otherwise.

7. She Is Broken and Carries Emotional Baggage

Every relationship leaves its mark. A woman with a high body count carries the emotional wounds, disappointments, and traumas of every failed relationship. This baggage weighs heavily on her and, by extension, on you. You’re not just dealing with her; you’re dealing with the emotional debris left by every man she’s been with.

8. She’s Used to Jumping from One Man to Another

Old habits die hard. If she’s spent her 20s bouncing from one relationship to another, she’s unlikely to break that pattern in marriage. The moment things get tough, her default reaction will be to leave and seek validation elsewhere. She’s conditioned herself to believe that men are replaceable, and that mindset doesn’t change overnight.

9. She Thinks She Can Always Replace You

A woman with a high body count often develops a sense of entitlement. She believes there will always be another man willing to take your place. This belief gives her little incentive to work through problems or value the relationship. Instead, she’s constantly looking for the next best thing, making her unreliable and untrustworthy.

10. She’s Ungrateful and Entitled

The more men a woman has been with, the more entitled she becomes. She’s used to being pursued, spoiled, and validated by men, which makes her unappreciative of genuine effort. Instead of valuing what you bring to the table, she’ll always feel like she deserves more. Gratitude is the cornerstone of a healthy marriage, and entitlement is its enemy.

The Bigger Picture

Marriage is one of the biggest decisions you’ll ever make, and choosing the wrong partner can cost you your peace, your finances, and your future. A woman’s past doesn’t just disappear—it shapes her character, her mindset, and her behavior. A high body count is not just a number; it’s a reflection of patterns, habits, and values that are incompatible with the stability marriage requires.

The Data Doesn’t Lie

Statistically, women with fewer s*xual partners are more likely to have long-lasting marriages. Studies have shown that women with high body counts have a significantly higher divorce rate compared to those with minimal s*xual history. This isn’t about shaming; it’s about understanding the reality of human behavior and making informed choices.

Final Word to Men

Men, protect yourselves. Vet women ruthlessly. Ask the hard questions and don’t ignore the red flags. Society might tell you to look past a woman’s history, but the truth is, her past is a strong predictor of your future with her. Don’t gamble with your peace, your resources, or your legacy. A woman who’s lived recklessly in her prime years isn’t likely to suddenly become the stable, loyal partner you need.

Stay sharp, choose wisely, and never settle. Marriage is too important to leave to chance.

Follow🧡🧡❤️❤️

18/11/2024

Men listen again .

Her lack of effort, is her lack of interest.

If you see yourself always do too much to please a particular woman who obviously doesn’t reciprocate, please dont force things.

If she doesn’t call or text you, except when you do , she is pretending to love u

If she cancels appointments at will , without rescheduling, please forget about her .

If she gives you one word reply or dry while you chat with her, please leave her .

If she says she’s busy with work etc , please she if failing to tell you that she doesn't want you.

Her Whatsap status is being updated and she sees your status but your message is yet to be replied, please bro move on.

She disappears during the evening time , no call , not texting, and not interested to find out how your day went , broh she has some one she treasure the most

01/11/2024

- Your family doesn't know how much difficulties and pressure you go through in your daily life or in your job.

- And your work doesn't know the circumstances of your life and your home.

- Your colleagues, your friends, and loved ones will not understand the size of the new and old responsibilities that are above you.

- And your partner is always expecting unconditional love and support from you, he/she wont understand the amount of pressure you go through no matter how much you talk and explain to him/her.

No one will understand what you're really going through and they most likely don't appreciate efforts.

26/10/2024

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A couple was filing for a divorce in court, they both wanted to share the kids equally but unfortunately they had three children.

WIFE: your honour, I will go with two kids while he goes with one, I'm their mother and my children will not grow without the presence of their mum😏

Husband: No your honor, I'm the one who's going away with two kids while she goes with one, I'm their father and I have to be present for my children 😏

JUDGE: You both want to go away with two kids, what are we going to do now?

Husband and his Wife step out of the boxes and start whispering into each other's ears.

Few minutes later, they smile and say "Your honor, we've come to a conclusion, give us a year, we will come again with this matter. We want to make another kid so we'll be able to share the children equally" 🤭

Nine months later, they were blessed with twins 😂🙆‍♂️

Have a wonderful weekend lovelies💞
Trouble continues 🥰
I fear marriage yawaaa....

14/09/2024

Batake Kenani you are in trouble wherever you are .

21/07/2024

HOW TO SURVIVE IN LUSAKA🇿🇲

1. Immediately you drop off at intercity bus terminal , download the Yango app and book a yango on your phone and ask for the precise location from anyone to the home you’re going to, booking a taxi will cost you 4times the yango price.

2. If you don’t have money ,please don’t go out nkala che Bondi!

3. Do not wear mini skirts in lsk CBD

4. Don’t give money to The junkies found near the post office ,better get them food if you know you’re passing there gulako che bread ubapase

5. If you want a sugar daddy ,go straight to Dacapo or Grand daddies wearing a small mini skirt or dress smelling nice and make sure atleast you have a k2500 for a few bottles to buy for yourself ,I can’t be teaching you everything ,rich men are attracted to women who are able to provide for themselves

6. When you are going out please smell nice and have your own money!

7. Careful with ba tall dark and handsome ,they’ve given them names ati tu Mario.
Those will pasha you good, make you feel loved and drain your tuma 10pin fast fast

8. Avoid the CHIBOLYA compound at night at all cost, there you’ll meet junkies who will ask for your money like they worked for it , even during the day avoid using that route on foot at all cost.

9. Don’t look so lost when you see findeko house ,it’s just tall it’s not even nice but act like a lusaka person as soon as you get there

10. The wheelbarrow guys are trust worthy , just act like you’re from lusaka ,give them things to carry and tell them where you want the items to be delivered ,you’ll find them waiting for you there , don’t just take too long to get there ,you’ll pay double the amount you was supposed to.🥲

11. Today you buy a phone at katondo, tomorrow you find they are selling vegetables at the same spot you found people selling phones

12. Don’t buy designer perfumes in the station, you’ll cry.

13. Don’t buy any gadgets from any random person in the LSK CBD , look for a store and buy from there
Add yours.

05/07/2024

A traffic police officer walks into a butchery in Matero just before closing time and asks, "Do you still have chicken?"

The butcher opens his deep freezer, takes out the only chicken left, and puts it on the scale. It weighs 1.5 kg. The officer looks at the chicken and the scale, then asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one?"

The butcher puts the chicken back into the freezer and then takes it out again. This time, he craftily keeps his thumb on the scale pan, making it show 2 kg.

"That's wonderful," says the police officer. "I'll take both chickens, please!"

In a situation like this, you realize that your integrity and your reputation are on the line. Your wisdom becomes foolishness, and your cunning ways become stupidity.

As I write this, the butcher's head is still inside the deep freezer, looking for the first chicken.

Remember: always tell the truth, and you will be free! A good name is better than riches. Live to express yourself truthfully, not to impress others.

Dear Zambians , demonstrate your integrity, honesty, and accountability.