MK's Comedy

10/06/2023

05/05/2023

Man :bab love is more important than money
Bab:can i pay my bills with a hug

05/05/2023

Man :babie what are u doing
Wife:am looking at our marriage certificate
MAN:what's there?
Wife :am looking for the expiry date of our marriage

04/05/2023

There was a girl which Allan really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night , around 11pm,he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message saying '' i love you i wanna date u please reply and tell me how much u feel about me. '' a few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone he was so scared and tensed to open it that night so he decided to check the text in the morning when he was less tensed in the morning when he woke up he brushed his teeth , he bathed, he ate his break fast, and when he was done he layed on bed and opened the message started reading '' Dear customer u have insufficient balance to complete ur request . Kindly recharge ur account

29/04/2023

Me :babie tiya ku church
Wife :sinifuna ku church kwamene mu ma peleka offaline 2k ku bola bet 50k
Me:babie uziba am addicted na betting
Wife :lelo ni birthday yanga and u are doing nothing
Me:now what do you want me to do. Kapena niolneka moonga bo panga ma cake