BÄ MØX

BÄ MØX In my own lane 🚶🚶
Not following anybody's foot steps 👣👣👣
Agent of laughter 😅
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04/12/2025

What is nichani nichani in English 😂😂😂😜

17/07/2025

Full name ....... MØX TÑF

Kids.....................0

Country................. 🇿🇲

Tattoos............... 3

Nickname............ 0

Shot a gun......... yes

Account balance … Kaya but sinivutika

Cried over someone.... 0

Relationship............ Single

Watched someone die.... yes

Ridden on an ambulance........no

Surgeries..............no

Stayed in a Hospital..... once

Donated blood........yes , high school! Kaili they gave us bread, milk na ka drink 😂😂😂

Takes Alcohol........ Time Time

Smoke w**d....... kaya😅

Have a crush on someone......... YES

Broke someone heart........ no

Body count ........ lost count but nibambili sininganame

Strength........ Ndine che kapondo overall

Complexion…….. black so futi Nima sweta time time

29/12/2024

Tonight am drinking energy drink before I sleep . Am tired 😩of loosing fights in my dreams 😂

06/12/2024

You're not reading this by mistake
May your relationship end today
💔I can't be single alone 🧍😩

06/12/2024

I thank God for creating me🙏But the angels who directed me to Zambia we need to talk..🤔😁

19/11/2024

Dating one girl friend is also a sign of laznss 🥱

19/11/2024

I told her that am Rich🤑 , she quickly kissed😚 me and gave me her number 📲
Should I tell her that am Rich-ard 🤔
🤣😂😂

19/11/2024

A 2009 child posting
"I miss my boo" I swear if I slap you , you will add "K" to that boo of yours 😂

06/11/2024

A WIFE send a text MESSAGE to the husband:
"Honey, don't forget to buy bread on your way home from work and your girlfriend Vallery said I must greet you"

HUSBAND Text: "Who is Vallery?"
WIFE respond: "Nobody. I just wanted you to answer so that I can know you saw my message"

HUSBAND: "But I am with Vallery right now and I thought you saw us"
WIFE: "What? Where are you?"
HUSBAND: "Near the Bakery, right at the door"

WIFE: "Wait, I am coming right now"
* After 5 minutes the wife send a text message to the husband.

WIFE: "I am at the bakery, where are you?"
HUSBAND: " I am at work. Now that you are at the bakery, bring the bread with you home. 🚶

01/11/2024

A VERY GOOD QUESTIONS TO ANSWER🤣🤣🤣😁" it's a joke 😊🤪😂
Instruction: Attempt all Question

COURSE CODE: MTH 408

COURSE TITLE: MARRIAGEMATICS

Time Allowed: 5 Minutes

Instructions:
Attempt All Question's Irrespective Of Gender Or marital status

1. You are a married man and you have dated somebody's wife for two years, busy spending on her like there is no tomorrow. Now she has dropped you and concentrates on her innocent husband. Calculate the percentage of time, money and energy wasted. (20 Marks)

2. You bought a phone for your friend's wife and she gave it to her husband. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this misplaced priority of love. (20 Marks)

3. For Men Only: You're dating around 15 ladies and every lady is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s

(a) Plot a graph of your stupidity against prices of phones. (15Marks)

(b) Use your graph x and y axis to determine your future poverty. (5Marks)

(c) Plot the percentage of shame against the volume of apologies to your family members. (5 Marks)

4. You are WhatsApping and Facebooking other people's wives yet you don't want to see your wife on the social media network. Calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N1,000,000. per annum, your daughter who is awaiting WASSCE result is using iPhone 12 and Samsung Galaxy worth N700,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For women Only: You're a married woman and you have dated 20 guys with a lot of body count, use the law of Diminishing Returns to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

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27/10/2024

Mike : Hi dear.
Dora :- 👋🏽
Mike : How are you .??
Dora :- 😊👍🏽
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora :- 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora :- 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora :- 👌🏽
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora :- ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora:- 💄💅🏽
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora :- 🙅🏽‍♀️
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora:- Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u.

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24/10/2024

"ati u are not my level
" says ba grade 10
bamu free education mwebantu.
♨♨🚸🚸🚸

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