Dj Banks House Music Studios

11/10/2022

1. Every woman deserves a funny man with a great sense of humour and not Mr Serious who only smile when he sees yansh😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😂😂

2. One girl is enough for a guy who has plans, one guy is enough for a lady who respects her body.
think about this when you are less busy 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😎😎

3. The only rule Nigerians still obey is to charge a new phone with NEPA light for 3-5 hours.
Don't argue ✋✋🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

4. Don't let loneliness kill you, I do part time dating, so don't be lonely, date me till you find your soul mate.
If you're interested, say HI☝️☝️🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋...You go laugh tire🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

5. You send me message and ask me to send it to 20 people including you.
See that nonsense must end this month o🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙄🙄

6. I'm that kind of boyfriend who will watch you cry until you stop, then I will repeat the same question, "Who is Philip to you"🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😲😲😲😲😲🤣🤣

7. African tailors will give you a catalogue to choose your design, BOOM! They will sew their mind for you
😝😝😝😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

8. Some Girls be like Baby I'm not feeling fine send me MTN 1K. What do you need airtime for? You want to recharge your Sickness😒😒

9. Sometimes it's not the tailor's fault, my sister you just don't have the same shape as the lady in the catalogue 🙄🙄🙄🙄🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🤣🤣

10. My wedding vow will be simple and short.. Gift, as I'm about to marry u, please don't kill me before my time" 😢🙄🙄🙏🙏

11. Some guys think girls black bra are always dirty, it's not always true..
Just ask them to drop their hair net inside water and BOOM! Tea is ready🚶🚶🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 It's not my handwriting oooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

12. When giving directions, what do you Nigerians mean by "do as if you are going left, then go right"?
I should do as if?🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🙄🙄
You are mad 😠😠🤔🤔🤔🤔🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅

13. "I miss you"
"I miss you too"
That's the national anthem for long distance relationships.
"I wish you are here" is the chorus 🤣🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

01/10/2022

Honestly😂😂😂😂😂

26/08/2022

Things that live inside your house without paying rent

me (Rat & spider)
what about you ??

26/08/2022

1. Can you cry under water?☔
2. Do fishes🐟 ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds🐦 fall of trees🌳 when they sleep?
4. Why is it called building🏠 when it is already built🏡?
5. When they say dog🐕 food🍚 is new and improved, who tastes
it?
6. “I Love❤ You💑” is not a question then why does it need an
answer?
7. Why does round pizza🍕 come in a square box?
8. Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
9. If money💸 doesn’t grow on trees🌳 then why do banks🏦 have
branches?
Are you also confused??
Nothing in nature lives for itself. Rivers don't drink their own water.
Trees🌴🌵 don't eat their own fruit🍇🍒. The Sun☀ doesn't produce heat for itself and the moon🌙 never goes on a honeymoon.
Living for 👬Others👭 is the Rule of Nature. Be each 👬others👭 keeper and God will reward you abundantly.
Always sleep with a clean heart.
remember to like my page

17/08/2022

https://zedpushup.com/brae-z-ft-dope-boys-napala-nechine-prod-btk-entertainment/

Skilled recording artist – Brae Z finally taps at Dope Boys for a brand new record entitled – Napala Nechine, on this new masterpiece both parties delivers according to the song concept. Get to check it out below. DOWNLOAD

17/08/2022

Tomorrow is another day ...... are you with me ??

15/08/2022

Work work work work !!

10/08/2022

No condition is permanent believe it with faith In God 😇😇

03/08/2022

What is the best time to sleep