Emmanuel Mtema - Life Coach/Entertainer

Emmanuel Mtema - Life Coach/Entertainer ~Love and Inspiring Stories
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04/01/2024

Zimbabwe National Road Administration kindly pay attention to Victoria Falls road .It is now a death trap. Potholes on that road are so big that you can swim in it if there is water inside the potholes. Last year you highlighted that it is being resurfaced but up to now nothing has been done. If we were to estimate at least 30 accidents happen every year because of those potholes. Remember it is the same road that killed members of Insimbi zezhwane Elvis & Brema and Chief Mabhikwa. That roads need immediate attention. Instead of filling potholes with sand that road needs resurfacing. Remember it is the road to one of the mighty wonders of the world that is Victoria falls.

04/10/2021

π‡πŽπ– π“πŽ πŒπ€πŠπ„ π˜πŽπ”π‘ 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃 π‡π€πππ˜:
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
6. Clean the house
7. Wash his clothes
8. Always pray for him.
So what's so hard about that?
π‡πŽπ– π“πŽ πŒπ€πŠπ„ π˜πŽπ”π‘ π–πˆπ…π„ π‡π€πππ˜:
It's really not too difficult but... To make a wife happy, a husband only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a s*xologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer/prayer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
π–πˆπ“π‡πŽπ”π“ π…πŽπ‘π†π„π“π“πˆππ† π“πŽ:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls
𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 π’π€πŒπ„ π“πˆπŒπ„, π˜πŽπ” πŒπ”π’π“ π€π‹π’πŽ:
49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, allow to visit her family members and your relatives.
𝐁𝐔𝐓 πŒπŽπ’π“ πŽπ… 𝐀𝐋𝐋 πˆπ“ πˆπ’ π•π„π‘π˜ πˆπŒππŽπ‘π“π€ππ“:
52. To learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.........
π“πŽ πŒπ€πŠπ„ 𝐀 π–πŽπŒπ€π π‡π€πππ˜ πˆπ’ 𝐀 π’π„π‘πˆπŽπ”π’ ππ”π’πˆππ„π’π’

28/09/2021

The best Goalkeepers in the world are girls
No matter what you do, they will Never let balls in

21/09/2021

24 PHONE USE RULES FOR COUPLES:
1. Don't make a habit of putting your phone on silent mode or turning it off each time you're with your partner. It makes you look like you are hiding something
2. Save your partner's phone number using a special title like "Hubby", "Love", "Wife", "Sweerie". Or save using a title plus the official name. Using the official name only makes your partner look like just the other contacts on your phone
3. Answer your partner's phone call with loving affectionate words like "Hi love", "Hey honey". How a conversation starts detetmines how it flows. If you start warm, you two will enjoy talking with each other on phone
4. End the talk on a high. Say "I love you", say a joke, a compliment, a warm phrase before you hang up. Hang up with a smile
5. It is OK to chat with friends online. But never chat with another person more than you chat with your partner
6. If you will be busy, notify your partner you will not be able to pick up calls or reply texts promptly. Inform your partner what you will be doing and approximately for how long. This prepares your partner and brings peace because your partner will not feel ignored
7. Flirting on phone is good but only flirt with your partner
8. Tell off people who try to flirt with you, entice you and charm you on phone. Let them know that you are taken
9. Take lots of photos and videos together to capture moments. You will need those pics and videos in future as you look back
10. When you go out on dates, keep the phone away, minimize phone use so that you focus on each other
11. Don't make a habit of walking away from your partner to answer phone calls. Your partner will perceive you are hiding something or having an affair. Love is about perception
12. After the date and you don't live together; man, call her up and check on her, tell her you got home safe; lady, send him a text, thanking him for a wonderful time
13. Unless it's an emergency, when you can't reach your partner and you probably know he/she is at work or doing something; don't keep calling and texting desperately. You will only look like a nag to your partner and that will make your partner detest phone contact with you. Relax, your partner will see your missed call and text
14. When you see a missed call or text from your partner, please call back or reply as soon as you can. Put your partner at ease
15. Save your partner's phone number as an emergency number to be contacted incase something happens to you and your phone is locked
16. Avoid fights and arguments over the phone, they are difficult to manage and leave a bad feeling when you hang up, thus negatively affecting how you two relate. Talk about serious issues that are volatile face to face
17. When your partner offends you or you two aggrevate each other, never refuse to pick up your partner's phone call. That only makes matters worse. Keep the line of communication open so that you work things out. If you can't talk at the moment you are hurting, just pick up the call and say "I can't talk right now" and your partner will understand
18. Inform your partner when and why you need to turn off your phone when you two are apart. Keep your partner from worrying
19. When you two are having fun together, it is good to celebrate your love online but don't post too much about your lovelife. Some things are best kept private. The world doesn't have to know every detail of how you love each other
20. When you two are having problems, don't vent about your partner directly or indirectly on your social media posts
21. Don't let your partner get news about you from social media like your online friends. Tell the news to your partner first, and then post online
22. If your partner tries calling you but your line is engaged, explain who you were talking to. If someones calls you when you're with your partner, say who it was. Transparency and clarity enhances trust
23. Remember it is both your role to communicate. None of you should feel he/she is forcing a conversation or is doing much of the talking. Communication takes two
24. Put away the phone when your partner needs your undivided attention, especially in the bedroom. Don't be intimate, holding your phone, more than you hold your partner
Phone use can affect your relationship/
marriage negatively or positively. Be smart as you use your smart phone

16/09/2021

Women want good s*x not big dicks

13/09/2021

Respect that woman who cooks for you because poison isn't that expensive.

13/09/2021

Women are the flower of spring and the temptation of the world and the spirit of life. The woman is the constituent of society, and she has complete authority over it, and nothing can be done in it without her and for her sake. A woman is the best gift God has given to a man. Women are the better half, whether they are oppressed or oppressed. There is no great man who comes across to me in life but that I am sure at once that his mother is greater than him. The greatness of a man is from the greatness of a woman, and the greatness of a woman is from the greatness of herself. The most beautiful woman is the one who trembles the words of love on her lips. In love, a woman forgets her dignity, and in jealousy she forgets her love. A woman is like the moon reflecting the light of the man she loves. A woman is like a rose that lures a man with her scent to sting him with her thorns. The woman is the closest being to perfection, she is a medium between man and angel. The woman is a book that God has created. He draws its cover, so it appears as a sedition to the onlookers, and he puts its introduction, and it comes with a smile like a flower in the spring, and Satan wrote its chapters, and they were deception, misery and sorrows. The woman is the constituent of society, she has complete authority over it, and nothing can be done in it without her and for her. Women are a masterpiece of the universe. Quiet woman commands consideration. A man needs affection more than a woman needs it because it decreases with him and increases in her. When the emotion of love rises in a woman, it becomes tenderness. Modesty and silence are the most beautiful adornment of a woman. A girl's heart is a flower that only love can open. A woman is like a wet branch, leaning to each side with the wind, but not breaking in a storm. A woman remains like a child all her life. The woman is the heart of humanity and the man is the head. Words about a woman A woman is like a cherry who puts on makeup to bring herself misery. A woman is a creature full of tenderness and tenderness when he wills. A woman is an imperfect human being and an accidental being. No matter how talkative a woman is, love teaches her silence. A woman is gentle, transparent, calm if she likes calm, stormy if her pride is hurt. It is possible for a woman to light her ten fingers for a man, in only one case, if she feels that he deserves to burn her fingers for him, and it is not enough for her to burn the fingers, but she can burn her life for him. A woman is like a rose, if she truly loves, we find that she grows and grows, and her fragrance spreads to those around her, and if she hates, she finds the fragrance turns into thorns that harm herself before harming those around her. A woman is like a volcano, her calm remains dormant, and when she is exposed to any tremor, this volcano erupts. A woman can forgive betrayal, but she cannot forget it. He who does not believe in women's rights forgets that his mother, sister and daughter are women. A woman is like a bee that makes honey if she likes it, and stings when she hates it. A tank of water that is not afraid of drying out is the eye of a woman. The secret is what the woman tells everyone, and asks them to keep it secret. A woman is like a harp that he cannot play, she hears melodies that do not satisfy him. If a man loves, then love is part of his life, but if a woman loves, then love is her whole life. The woman hears the phrases of spinning, then closes her eyes to enjoy the meanings of the words, and hears the advice, so she closes her eyes to sleep. A virtuous woman inspires you, a smart woman intrigues you, a beautiful woman attracts you, and a gentle woman wins you over.

13/09/2021

Being an African man is so cool.You refuse to give your relative money,they blame your wife.

12/09/2021

If she is bathing and singing at the same time then she goes silent all of a sudden then you know that she is now cleaning the minister of finance.

08/09/2021

β€œThose who tell you 'Do not put too much politics in your art' are not being honest. If you look very carefully you will see that they are the same people who are quite happy with the situation as it is… What they are saying is don't upset the system.”
- Chinua Achebe

08/09/2021

I need answers to these questions pls, it has been giving me much concern
1.The person that drew the maps of the world, where was he standing?
2. The person who made money, how much was he paid?
3. The person who started education, who taught him?
4 The first person to have a degree, who was his teacher?
5. The person that designed the calendar, how did he know what date it was..
6. The person that made the 1st clock, how did he know what time it was..

08/09/2021

WORK WEDNESDAY.
Many people add information or include information in their Personal Details that is not required or expose them to scams.
Full Name: If you have included your full name at the top of your C.V. you do not need to include it in your personal details
Nationality: It is important to add your nationality to your C.V., if you are not South African make sure you include your visa status and the expiry date of your work permit.
ID Number: Avoid using your ID Number and use your date of birth. C.V's may end up in wrong hands who might steal your Identity for fraudulent purposes.
Residential Area: You need to ensure that you include your residential area so the potential employer knows where you live. You do not need to include your full address only the area. e.g. Strubensvallei,
Johannesburg.
No need to put your street name or house number. This might expose you to scammers too.
Contact Details: Ensure that you include your cellphone number and e-mail address. If you have an alternative number make sure it is included.
Drivers License: If you have a learners license, or drivers license you need to add that. It is also quite important to make note if you have your own vehicle or if you use public transport
Languages: Include what languages you can speak as some positions call for more than one language.
Notice Period: Add your notice period so that potential employers know how long it would take before you can start with them should you be successful in your application.
Other things you can include:
β€’ BEE Status
β€’ Male / Female
β€’ Disabilities or Chronic Illness
β€’ Marital Status
β€’ Dependents
β€’ Desired Salary
β€’ Desired Benefits.
And please always have your C.V handy in a PDF, Word/Docx format on your phone so you can quickly send emails as soon as you get job posts.
God bless you.

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