09/04/2024
Executive
I Am A Young Executive . No Cuffs Than Mine Are Cleaner ;
I Have A Slimline Brief - Case And I Use The Firm's Cortina .
In Every Roadside Hostelry From Here To Burgess Hill
The Maitres D'Hotel All Know Me Well And Let Me Sign The Bill .
You Ask Me What It Is I Do . Well Actually You Know ,
I'm Partly A Liaison Man And Partly P.R.O.
Essentially I Intergrate The Current Export Drive
And Basically I'm Viable From Ten O'Clock Till Five .
For Vital Off - The - Record Work - That's Talking Transport - Wise
I've A Scarlet Aston - Martin - And Does She Go ? She Flies !
Pedestrians And Dogs And Cats - We Mark Them Down For Slaughter .
I Also Own A Speed - Boat Which Has Never Touched The Water .
She's Built Of Fibre - Glass , Of Course . I Call Her 'Mandy Jane'
After A Bird I Used To Know - No Soda , Please , Just Plain -
And How Did I Acquire Her ? Well To Tell You About That
And To Put You In The Picture I Must Wear My Other Hat .
I Do Some Mild Developing . The Sort Of Place I Need
Is A Quiet Country Market Town That's Rather Run To Seed .
A Luncheon And A Drink Or Two , A Little Savoir Faire -
I Fix The Planning Officer , The Town Clerk And The Mayor .
And If Some Preservationist Attempts To Interfere
A 'Dangerous Structure' Notice From Borough Engineer
Will Settle Any Buildings That Are Standing In Our Way -
The Modern Style , Sir , With Respect , Has Really Come To Stay .