25/01/2026
Welcome to Don’s Pub, Pool & Braaiyard - a self-catering party venue proudly located on our family smallholding in the Sards Valley on Sardinia Bay Road, PE-GQ.
This is not a manicured estate with fake grass and piped-in bird sounds - this is an actual little farm. That means occasional farm animals, free-range wildlife, snakes that didn’t RSVP, birds with opinions, wild cats minding their own business, tortoises taking life slowly, and nature doing what nature has done for thousands of years.
Please stick to the designated areas, watch where you walk and use common sense. Animal p**p happens and there is no p**p fairy for that. Animals will be animals and you may well get the 'full farm experience'. If either of these facts shock you, you may be in the wrong braaiyard.
Relax, laugh, enjoy the fires, the pool, the pub - and remember: you’re visiting the farm… the farm is not visiting you. 🔥🍻🐢
