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09/10/2026

🐄🚨 FLORIDA HAS A BEEF! 💀😂

A cow escaped, blocked a highway, and apparently decided a truck needed a serious talking-to!

ALAN: “The cow even appeared to ram a truck!”

BRUCE: “THAT'S NOT ROAD RAGE… THAT'S A BEEF!” 😂😂😂

Forget road rage.

This is MOO-DER IN THE FIRST DEGREE! 🐄💥

And this is just ONE of the WTF stories in our latest Tail End News episode!

🐻 Bear vs car
🐢 Two-headed turtle
🦈 Shark on a road
🐄 Highway cow
🌊 57 NEW deep-sea species

🌎 THE PLANET HAS OFFICIALLY LOST THE PLOT!

🎬 WATCH THE FULL EPISODE ON YOUTUBE! 👇
https://youtu.be/pF5iueTHhgc?si=fS-LAj4sH5y7G0s8

👇 THE BIG QUESTION:

Who would win in a fight?

🐄 The cow
🚙 The truck
😂 Bruce's complete lack of common sense

Drop your answer in the comments!

Tail End News
The news that's nothing but the truth... (WE THINK)

08/10/2026

🦈 THERE'S A SHARK ON THE ROAD!

You know traffic is bad when someone says:
"Sorry, I'm late... there was a SHARK in the road." 😂

Flooding turned the street into a giant swimming pool, and this shark apparently decided to take advantage of the shortcut.

Alan: trying to report the news professionally.
Bruce:
"WHO MISSED THEIR EXIT?!" 💀
😂🦈😂

And believe it or not...
THIS IS ONLY ONE OF THE WTF STORIES in our latest Tail End News episode!

🐻 Bear vs car
🐢 Two-headed turtle
🦈 Road shark
🐄 Highway cow
🌊 57 NEW deep-sea species

🌎 The planet has officially lost the plot.

🎬 WATCH THE FULL EPISODE ON YOUTUBE:
WATCH THE FULL EPISODE HERE 🦈🌎

👇 Question:
If you saw a shark swimming down your street...
Would you:
A) Get back in the house
B) Call the police
C) Start filming
D) Move to another country 😂

07/10/2026

🐢🐢 TWO HEADS. ONE TURTLE. ZERO EXPLANATION.

Scientists have discovered an incredibly rare turtle with TWO HEADS! 🤯

Which immediately raises several important questions...
Who's in charge?
Who chooses where they go?
And most importantly...
WHO'S DRIVING?! 😂

Alan is trying to take this seriously.
Bruce is not helping.
And honestly, we're not sure the turtle knows what's going on either. 💀

But here's the thing...
This is just ONE of the WTF stories from our latest Tail End News episode!
🐻 A bear attacks a car
🐢 A two-headed turtle
🦈 A shark swims down a road
🐄 A cow takes on highway traffic
🌊 Scientists discover 57 NEW species

The planet has officially lost the plot.

🎬 WATCH THE FULL EPISODE ON YOUTUBE:
WATCH THE FULL EPISODE HERE 🐢🌎

👇 Tell us:
If YOU had two heads, what would you argue about first? 😂

06/10/2026

🐻 SHE STOPPED FOR A BEAR...

BIG MISTAKE. 😂

This mother bear in Japan decided the car had personally offended her...

So she climbed onto the hood and went:

"YOU. ME. BONNET. NOW." 💀

Claws.

Bites.

Ramming.

Absolute chaos.

Meanwhile, Bruce is having a breakdown and Alan is desperately trying to pretend this is normal news.

😂😂😂

And this is just ONE of the WTF stories in our latest Tail End News episode!

🐻 Bear vs Car
🐢 Two-headed turtle
🦈 Shark swimming down a road
🐄 Highway cow
🌊 57 NEW deep-sea species

🎬 WATCH THE FULL EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!

👉 WATCH THE FULL EPISODE HERE https://youtu.be/pF5iueTHhgc?si=fS-LAj4sH5y7G0s8

Tell us...

Would you rather face the bear or the shark? 😂👇

Tail End News
The news that's nothing but the truth...
(WE THINK)

05/10/2026

🚨 THE PLANET HAS OFFICIALLY LOST THE PLOT. 🤯

We don't know what happened this week...

But apparently Earth decided normal was overrated. 😂

🐻 A BEAR ATTACKS A CAR
🐢 A TWO-HEADED TURTLE
🦈 A SHARK SWIMMING DOWN A ROAD
🐄 A COW TAKES ON HIGHWAY TRAFFIC
🌊 Scientists discover 57 NEW SPECIES

And yes...

ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE REAL.

Alan is trying to report the facts.

Bruce is trying to understand why a shark is using a road.

Neither is doing particularly well.

😂😂😂

🎬 THE NEW TAIL END NEWS EPISODE IS HERE!

👉 Watch the full episode on YouTube.

Then tell us:

Which one made you say WTF?!

🐻 Bear
🐢 Turtle
🦈 Shark
🐄 Cow
🌊 Deep-sea creatures

Drop your answer in the comments! 👇

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Tail End News
The news that's nothing but the truth...
(WE THINK)

03/10/2026

🪱🧲 SCIENTISTS MADE WORMS MAGNETIC... AND THEY LIVED LONGER?!

Yes.

That is an actual sentence we had to write. 😂

Researchers gave microscopic worms bacteria that produce tiny magnetic structures.

The result?

👉 The treated worms lived an average of 43% longer.

Alan is trying to explain the science.

Bruce is wondering why we're creating magnetic worms in the first place. 😂

And before anyone gets ideas...

❌ Don't eat magnets.
❌ Don't eat worms.
❌ Definitely don't combine the two.

🤣 Watch the latest Tail End News Short!

Would you trust a magnetic worm? 🪱🧲👇

02/10/2026

🔥🤯 THIS AMOEBA SURVIVES 70°C?!

Scientists have discovered a new species of amoeba living in the hot springs of California's Lassen Volcanic National Park.

And this microscopic little survivor can:

🌡️ Reproduce at around 63°C
🔥 Remain active at extreme temperatures
💀 Recover after brief exposure to around 70°C

Bruce's reaction?

"I'm being outperformed by a blob." 😂

Alan is trying to report the facts.

Bruce is reconsidering his life choices.

🎬 Watch the latest Tail End News Short!

Would you survive a 70°C hot spring?

Probably not. 😂

01/10/2026

🐍🎸 SCIENTISTS NAMED A SNAKE AFTER SLASH?!

Yep. THE Slash. 😂

Scientists have described a new species of nonvenomous groundsnake from New Guinea and named it:

Lielaphis slashi

The name honours Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash and his long-standing interest in reptiles and support for zoos and museums.

Bruce immediately wants to know:

🎩 Does it wear a top hat?
🎸 Does it play guitar?
🤘 Does it have rock-star hair?

Alan, meanwhile, is trying to keep this a serious news programme. 😂

🎬 Watch the latest Tail End News Short!

Would you want a new species named after you?

30/09/2026

🤯 WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?!

This week's Tail End News has EVERYTHING.

🕷️ Nightmare sea spiders
🐱 Cats with chemical p*e fingerprints
🐍 A snake named after Slash
🔥 An amoeba that survives extreme heat
🪱 Magnetic bacteria that made microscopic worms live longer

And yes...

these are real stories.

Alan is trying to keep things professional.

Bruce has other ideas. 😂

🎬 Watch this week's Tail End News and decide for yourself whether reality has completely lost the plot.

👇 Which story would you absolutely NOT want to encounter in real life?

29/09/2026

🐱🚨 YOUR CAT HAS PEE-BASED CALLER ID?!

Scientists have discovered that cat urine contains a unique chemical signature that can help distinguish one cat from another.

Researchers identified 13 unique chemical compounds — and cats were able to tell different chemical profiles apart.

So basically...

🐱 “Hmm... somebody p*ed here.”

🐱 “Yep. That's Kevin.”

😂

Bruce & Alan have questions.

Welcome to Tail End News — where even the litter box has a security system.

👉 Watch the full Short and tell us:

Does YOUR cat look like it knows everybody's business? 😂

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