Asina Wodumo

28/02/2017

Uban u Admin waleli page???

23/02/2017

Kissing a girl that has a Gold tooth is like licking a 50Cent Coin

23/02/2017

It’s better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill.

23/02/2017

“If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X- rays”.

23/02/2017

A Married Man's Prayer;
Dear God, You Gave Me Childhood, You Took It Away, You Gave Me Youth, You Took It Away.
You Gave Me A Wife.........It's Been Years Now, Just Reminding You

23/02/2017

Your girlfriend will never post your picture on
Facebook because her SPONSORS are watching !!! She can't lose those airtime,KFC and Brazilian weave because of you my poor little brother

23/02/2017

Husband coming back home caught his wife having s*x with the security guard on a Sofa. His wife was so beautiful and the Security Guard was too trustworthy. Getting no other option, The husband sold the Sofa to avoid such circumstances further.

25/01/2017

19/01/2017

White at the wedding: Wow it's so nice we should go
it's late now. Da**ie at the wedding: Make sure you eat enough and get full, no one is gonna cook at home

19/01/2017

Utaxi driver uNtonto ukhuluma nabagibeli: "Umntwana ona 3 years ukhokha imali egcwele." Kuthe kusenjalo kwangena ugogo ehamba nengane ena 3years. Udriver (Ntonto) uyabuza:"uneminyaka emingaki loyomntwana wegogo?"
Ugogo: "Una 36 months".
Udriver (Ntonto): "Oh usemncane kanti, kulungile ngeke akhokhe, gibelani gogo"

19/01/2017

My sister, one day you are going to find yourself 45 years old, single living in a house full of cats with a 5 terrabyte hard drive full of Korean series. In that suffocating loneliness, that's when you will realise that you shouldn't have ignored men in your inbox....

19/01/2017

Your boyfriend say he will take you to places you've never been before and you became so happy....Then he takes you to his village,and you start to frown.... Tell me my sister why are you angry ?, have you been to his village before??