29/06/2026
๐จ SPECIAL INVESTIGATION UPDATE ๐จ
The commission has uncovered a new development... ๐ต๐พโโ๏ธ
After weeks of surveillance, witness interviews, and absolutely zero evidence, we've discovered that ๐ Lermique Hendricks. has chosen 2 Sides To A Story as the official scene of the celebration!๐ขโผ๏ธ
Sources say they were last seen telling friends:
"I'm just coming for one drink..."
Our investigators have classified this statement as highly suspicious. ๐
The docket is now open:
๐ Case #002: The Birthday Celebration
Charges include:
โข Excessive dancing ๐๐พ
โข Smiling without a permit ๐
โข Ordering "the last round" more than once ๐ป
โข Refusing to leave when the lights come on ๐จ
Join us as we celebrate another trip around the sun and continue our investigation into who really brought the best vibes.๐๐ซก