27/06/2026
Going through a baddie's phone is crazy. She has the station commander's number, ,K9 Unit numbers , CID numbers, homicide numbers, forensics numbers. She basically has half of SAPS saved in her phone.
If you want to know why, one day tell her you don't have money after spending the night with her.
That day you'll realise SAPS doesn't lack resources. They were just keeping those resources for baddies.
You'll see 12 fully loaded vans pulling up to fetch you.
You try to explain: "But officer, I bought her alcohol and we agreed on everything. She even said, 'Don't give me money, I only want alcohol.' Now she's demanding R5k."
Nobody wants to hear your story.
They just say: "Hayi, let's go, my broer. You'll explain everything at the station."
That's when you realise SAPS can work very fast when a baddie opens a case. 😂💀😭
