Royce Damon

13/05/2023

13/05/2023

*roast battle*

A)You are so fat you need 2 phones to take a photo

B)Your mom is so fat I took a photo of her on my iPhone and it ran out of storage

A)Your mom is so skinny we need a microscope to see her

B)You are so ugly not even a Snapchat filter can save you

A)I thought I was ugly but when I saw you I saw that there's still a chance

B)Your smell like you came out of the wrong hole

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25/11/2022

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*Fight between husband and wife (both are M.A. in English literature). Instead of shouting, abusing or physical force...they exchange poems to each other.😀*

*WIFE*
I wrote your name on sand it got washed...
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. 🙄

*HUSBAND*
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU. 😏

*WIFE*
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far!🤨

*HUSBAND*
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you? 🙄

*WIFE*
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.😠

*Husband*
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you!🥴