Biltong Ring

Spring Day is here and the geraniums know it before we do.Winter's blankets are folded away, the braai's coming out of h...
01/09/2026

Spring Day is here and the geraniums know it before we do.

Winter's blankets are folded away, the braai's coming out of hibernation, and one thing on your keys never needed a season to look good.

Still hanging on.

Still doing its thing.

Still getting the "wait, is that real?" look, rain or shine. Bring on the sunshine, chommie. 🌸🥩

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Winter is packing its bags. The blankets are getting folded away. Spring Day is just around the corner.One thing that su...
29/08/2026

Winter is packing its bags. The blankets are getting folded away. Spring Day is just around the corner.

One thing that survived the entire season without a single complaint is still hanging off your keys, looking exactly like biltong, still making people do a double take.

Some things carry you through every season.

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Same bear. Same keyring. New view. Whether it's a bookshelf full of old VHS tapes or the middle of nowhere next to a mou...
27/08/2026

Same bear. Same keyring. New view. Whether it's a bookshelf full of old VHS tapes or the middle of nowhere next to a mountain stream, the Biltong Ring goes wherever you go, and someone always asks about it. 🥓⛰️

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Someone looked at a piece of biltong on a table and thought about keys instead of dinner. That's really the whole origin...
25/08/2026

Someone looked at a piece of biltong on a table and thought about keys instead of dinner. That's really the whole origin story.

No big business plan. No focus group. Just one slightly strange idea that turned out to be exactly the kind of strange people love. 🥩

A few years and a lot of double takes later, here we are.

Thanks for being part of the story so far.

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Old skool bakkie. Working spotlights. Keys hanging off the mirror like they've always been there. Some combinations just...
22/08/2026

Old skool bakkie. Working spotlights. Keys hanging off the mirror like they've always been there. Some combinations just work, and yours doesn't need explaining until someone looks twice. 🚙

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It's World Photography Day, so here's a proper excuse to finally take that photo of your Biltong Ring in the wild. 📷On y...
19/08/2026

It's World Photography Day, so here's a proper excuse to finally take that photo of your Biltong Ring in the wild. 📷

On your keys at work. On the dashboard. Next to actual biltong at the braai just to confuse someone.

Tag us or send us your best shot and we'll share our favourites. 🥩

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We get asked the same few questions on repeat, so let's just answer them here."Is it real biltong?" No. It just looks ex...
13/08/2026

We get asked the same few questions on repeat, so let's just answer them here.

"Is it real biltong?" No. It just looks exactly like it.
"Does it smell like biltong?" No, thankfully. Your car would be a problem.
"How much is it?" R110.
"Can people actually mistake it for real biltong?" Every single time. That's the whole point.

Got a question we didn't cover? Drop it below and we'll answer it properly. 💬

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Ja, we get this question a lot.Your little guy spots something reddish-brown and suspicious dangling off your keys and j...
11/08/2026

Ja, we get this question a lot.

Your little guy spots something reddish-brown and suspicious dangling off your keys and just has to know: "Why is there biltong on there, Dad?"

"Because it's not just a keyring, Kiddo. It's a conversation starter. A lekker one too, and unlike the real stuff, this one never goes missing before you're even home from the shops."

THE BILTONG RING - Perfect for the dad who loves a laugh, the ouma who'll think it's genius, or any maat who needs something bakgat hanging off his keys.

Tag a Dad who loves Biltong!

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💐Happy National Women's Day to every woman doing it her own way today. The ones running households, running businesses, ...
09/08/2026

💐Happy National Women's Day to every woman doing it her own way today. The ones running households, running businesses, running marathons before anyone else is awake, or just running late and still showing up anyway.

Today is about the women who carry everything and somehow still find room to laugh at the small stuff, like a keyring that looks exactly like biltong.

To every woman reading this, thank you for everything you carry.

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Biltong 101. A few things about the real stuff you probably didn't know.1. It's not the same as jerky. Jerky is cooked a...
07/08/2026

Biltong 101. A few things about the real stuff you probably didn't know.

1. It's not the same as jerky. Jerky is cooked and dehydrated. Biltong is cured and air dried, no heat involved.
2. The name comes from Dutch, "bil" (rump) and "tong" (strip).
3. It was a way to preserve meat on long treks, long before fridges existed. 🥩

Now you know. Our keyring version skips the curing process entirely. It just sits on your keys and looks the part.

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