10/06/2026
๐ฎ๐ณ๐๐ฝ AYYYE HAYE! WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, BETA?! ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ณ
So you're telling me you can spend 4 hours scrolling on your phone, but you can't come dance for 3 hours? Hai shame, man! ๐
On Saturday, 11 July, we're turning Warner Beach into a Bollywood movie set!
No experience needed.
If you can:
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Point at someone
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Shake your shoulders
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Pretend you know what you're doing
..then congratulations, you're already qualified! ๐
๐ถ๏ธ Bollywood Line Dance Social
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Saturday, 11 July 2026
โฐ 3pm โ 6pm
๐ฐ R25 per person
๐ 32 Kingsway Rd, Warner Beach, Amanzimtoti
Bring your friends, your cousins, your cousin's cousins, your auntie who knows everybody's business, and that uncle who says "I don't dance" but is somehow first on the floor when the music starts. ๐
And because we're all thinking it...
๐ฅ You're welcome to bring your own samoosas.
Just remember:
- One tray = sharing.
- Two trays = VIP status.
- Three trays = automatic promotion to Event Sponsor. ๐คฃ
We can't guarantee your dance moves will improve, but we can guarantee that nobody has ever been unhappy while holding a hot samoosa.
Expect:
๐ฅ Bollywood bangers
๐ฅ Plenty of laughs
๐ฅ Questionable dance moves
๐ฅ More drama than a 7pm soapie
๐ฅ Heated debates about who brought the best chutney
By the end of the afternoon you'll either be a Bollywood superstar or have pulled a hamstring trying to impress people. Either way, it's a win. ๐คฃ
๐ฑ WhatsApp 076 014 1470 to book your spot.
Don't sit at home eating samoosas and watching reels, yaar...
Come eat samoosas, dance, and become the reel! ๐ฅ๐๐ฝ๐บ๐ฝ
