10/08/2017
WOMAN. . . . . . . . .HAPPY WOMEN'S
DAY
When God created woman he was
working late on the 6th day.......
An angel came by and asked." Why
spend so much time on her?"
The lord answered. "Have you seen all
the specifications I have to meet to
shape her?"
She must function on all kinds of
situations,
She must be able to embrace several
kids at the same time,
Have a hug that can heal anything from
a bruised knee to a broken heart,
She must do all this with only two
hands,"
She cures herself when sick and can
work 18 hours a day"
THE ANGEL was impressed" Just two
hands.....impossible!
And this is the standard model?"
The Angel came closer and touched
the woman"
"But you have made her so soft, Lord".
"She is soft", said the Lord,
"But I have made her strong. You can't
imagine what she can endure and
overcome"
"Can she think?" The Angel asked...
The Lord answered. "Not only can she
think, she can reason and negotiate"
The Angel touched her cheeks....
"Lord, it seems this creation is leaking!
You have put too many burdens on
her" "She is not leaking...it is a tear"
The Lord corrected the Angel…
"What's it for?" Asked the Angel..... .
The Lord said. "Tears are her way of
expressing her grief, her doubts, her
love, her loneliness, her suffering and
her pride."...
This made a big impression on the
Angel,
"Lord, you are a genius. You thought
of everything.
A woman is indeed marvelous"
Lord said."Indeed she is.
She has strength that amazes a man.
She can handle trouble and carry
heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and
opinions.
She smiles when she feels like
screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying,
cries when happy and laughs when
afraid.
She fights for what she believes in.
Her love is unconditional.
Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin
or a friend dies but she finds strength
to get on with life"
The Angel asked: So she is a perfect
being?
The lord replied: No. She has just one
drawback
"She often forgets what she is worth".