Business Kats

03/07/2021

Big giant THANK YOU to and for having me at their event today!

03/06/2021

Jebb Diggins

Anyone who has met Jebb has heard his story. Most people who have to wear an eyepatch get pretty sick of everyone asking them how they lost their eye. Not Jebb. Jebb used to roll his eye when people would ask(mostly children). After letting out a long sigh, he would tell them what happened. The real story isn’t all that exciting. Jebb dropped a toaster stroodle and as he bent down to pick it up his right eye smacked the corner of the kitchen island and burst. Jebb decided it would be much more fun to make up a new story every time someone asked him. His newest story involves a sword fish, a grilled cheese sandwich and an extremely disgruntled pelican. In his old age, Jebb has decided to devote his life to his Ship In a Bottles. Before the passing of his beloved wife, Mayoridith, the two of them had always dreamed of buying a sailboat and traveling the world. He now travels from trade show to trade show selling his Ship In a Bottles. His company is named after his late wife. The U.S.S. Mayoridith & Co.

03/03/2021

M**f Reese

Son of Tom Reese shown in next photo. Third photo is Gerald Gross. Tom and Gerald own the Gross-Reese Store. With Gerald spending all of his time on the golf course and Tom growing older, someone needed to take over the daily task of running the Gross-Reese store. M**f has always dreamed of being a god damn fighter pilot but his addiction to fast cars and loose women lead him to finally accepting his fathers offer to run the store. He spent 5 years in and out of rehab which was costing Tom a fortune but old man Reese would do anything to get his son clean off Katnip. M**f is one of those guys who always thinks the grass will be greener on the other side while not realizing he has a beautiful pasture right in front of him. M**f has done a fine job at running the Gross-Reese store so far but Tom has had his suspicions when M**f comes into work with his eyes glazed over. Tom now makes m**f p**s in a cup every morning before the work day begins to prove he has been clean off the nip. M**f still dreams of one day becoming a god damn fighter pilot but making model planes with his dad will have to do for now.

02/02/2021

Rest In Peace sweet Panda man. You were one wild bastard and you were the coolest kat I ever knew. I know you are chasing p***y Kats up in kat heaven.

01/24/2021

I make jokes about how my paintings and drawins are good for hanging in guest bathrooms and putting under your bed but this has touched some heart strings hard. I have never met Wyatt or his family but I was told they built a bar in his honor right around the spot where he took his final pup nap. I decided to draw him dressed as Wyatt Earp from my favorite movie, “Tombstone” since he looked like such a badass fellow. Seeing my work being hung up somewhere like this and knowing how much it meant for that family is what makes this all so worth it. Thank you for choosing me to do this, .

11/19/2020

I don’t paint fu**in dogs! But I’ll charcoal the s**t out of one! This one is for you, Gunnar you wild bastard! You better get well soon so I can wrestle the S**t out of you in dirty Myrtle again! stay strong buddy. Thanks for being cool with me drawing your dog without asking. Ps. I no longer do commissions. I might just draw something you love without asking. I might keep it or I might give it to you. Idk we will see.

09/02/2020

Mr. Notorious K.A.T

06/02/2020

04/14/2020

thank you for the support my man! Only took one bottle of red wine, 2 shots of vodka,half a pot cookie and a beer to knock this one out!

04/14/2020

04/07/2020

This ain’t even like me, dawg. Painting pooches until the plague ends. I will also allow people to commission me for n**e oil paintings of their pep peps and peepaws.