08/09/2026
“Doug… why were there SO many foot fetishes in Indiana?”
“Well Melissa, we also learned someone pulls over on the side of the road and poops on paper plates.”
“Fair. And then there was that one guy…”
“Let me stop you right there. We never actually established that was a guy Melissa.”
Thank you, Terre Haute Casino Resort, for one beautifully strange night of Dirty Little Secrets. Indiana… you have some explaining to do. 😳🤣