The Warped Turner

08/21/2026

06/25/2026

So Clan Donald USA, North Atlantic Region will have a limited number of these at The Glasgow Lands Highland Games in North Hampton Massachusetts July 18, 2026! Stop by our tent in The Clan Village. We only have 35. If they do well we will have them at all the games we attend this season!

06/24/2026

So these bottle openers are my latest engraving project!

06/08/2026

So I did a collaboration with a clay sculptur friend of mine, Lucky Stradley. I got my sculptures today! And pressed the pen parts into them. Let me tell you, that was so much stress! I have had blanks break in the press in the past! So yes putting these together, took probably 3 times as long as it should have, just because I was actually going that slow!

But here they are I really love how each and everyone came out! Lucky Stradley thank you so very much!

05/25/2026

Have not been doing to much turning, but working on Epoxy Pours of Highland Coo's for key chains to sell for a non profit group i am very much involved with. And I am playing around with glow in the dark and uv inks in the resin

05/23/2026

With The Sticky Brand – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉

05/06/2026

New batch of Tartan Pens getting ready to become blanks for a new type of click pen im trying out!

04/15/2026

So as a courtesy if you reach out to me for commission work merch or anything else, please introduce yourself, where you heard of me and what you are looking fir. I will try to accommodate as best I can thank you ! The Warped Turner Rich Simmons!

04/15/2026

With AnvilAnna – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉

04/12/2026

Just got back from NYC. After marching with Clan Donald in The Tartan Day Parade. We had before parties, parties during the parade. During the parade we gave out around 400 Coo's. And then the after party, where we recognized our Regional commissioners birthday. Great times!