Comedywalksdc

10/10/2025

I hate when 40 year olds complain about being old
I got underwear older then you
And then they worry about having quality of life at the age of 90
Quality of life
You live with your mother
In a dead end job
And Waking and Baking is the highlight of your day
Real Quality of life is when you are 90
No Job
No Worries
And the prospect of a moriphine drip

You know what I hate about old people
They are so
So
My age

02/07/2025

A Grandfather Joke:
My doctor said I needed more psyllium. I said I am a comic. He said I was full of crap

02/03/2025

• Don’t shoot me
• But Im glad Trump won
• Because it allowed for a peaceful transfer of power
• If he had lost
• January 6th would seem like a tea party
• And not the sweet tea kind
•
77 million people who dreamed of a better America
• voted for him
• And Today he is doing everything he promised
• Which Reminds me of the story my Grand Pa told about the Genie who granted the homeless man three wishes
• The homeless man said
 I am so tired of being homeless
 I want to live in a big house
 And never be homeless or hungry again
 And to be honest a little s*x would be nice
• The Genie said
• You’ve been ignored for so long
• I’m going to grant your 3 wishes
• close your eyes, count to 3 and when you open your eyes all your wishes will be granted
• The homeless man closed his eyes, counted to 3 and reopened his eyes
• And all 3 of his wishes were granted
 He was in the big house at San Quentin
 Serving a life sentence
 With 3 meals a day
 And
 Well, like Grand pa said
 Be careful of what you wish for

01/27/2025

I am so glad Trump won
We were able to have a peaceful transfer of power
If he had lost Jan 6 2021 would have looked like a tea party
77 Million voters who felt that the Democrats werent listening to them about inflation, and the plight of thePalestinians,
Now know that President Trump
Really
Doesnt care

10/02/2024

Monday, Monday October 7, 5:30 come see me Kaleidoscope Coffee

08/07/2024

LA Friends and Family
I will be appearing Tuesday and Wednesday at the Burbank Comedy Festival . tickets at http://flc.cc/P9HFUY6 and http://flc.cc/U4MY9S0 Flappers Comedy Club Burbank

08/07/2024

https://www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/burbank-comedy-festival-urban-press/74018/

102 E Magnolia Blvd Burbank, CA 91502

07/26/2024

Look in the Sky
Its a Full Bird in a plane
Congradulations to Jesse Palchick promoted to
Colonel

07/06/2024

Burbank Comedy Festival
Come see me

06/21/2024

So excited to be appearing at the Burbank Comedy Festival. Come see me in Burbank August 13th and 14th

102 E Magnolia Blvd Burbank, CA 91502

03/26/2024

https://youtu.be/BdHuzUrW2Eg

The secret to being happy revealed

03/03/2024

SPRING HAS SPRUNG
& Comedywalksdc IS BACK

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