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This is The Daily Side Eye.Judgment is quite literally in the name. 👀😂So we’re not pretending to be better than we are t...
10/07/2026

This is The Daily Side Eye.

Judgment is quite literally in the name. 👀😂

So we’re not pretending to be better than we are today.

What’s yours? 👇🏽

Please continue inviting me. I like knowing I was considered. 😭😂Will I actually show up? That’s between me and how I fee...
10/07/2026

Please continue inviting me. I like knowing I was considered. 😭😂

Will I actually show up? That’s between me and how I feel that day.

Which one are you?

A. I’m going 🥳
B. I’ll decide that day 👀
C. I’m probably canceling 😭
D. I just wanted the invitation 😂

And don’t give me the financially responsible answer because you think we’re judging. 😂What’s REALLY happening to that $...
10/06/2026

And don’t give me the financially responsible answer because you think we’re judging. 😂

What’s REALLY happening to that $500?

A. Paying bills 😭
B. Saving it 💰
C. Shopping 🛍️
D. Treating myself + saving the rest
E. That money is already GONE 😂

I don’t need closure. I don’t need a meeting. We don’t need to “circle back.” 😭😂Sometimes the resolution is simply:“Okay...
10/06/2026

I don’t need closure. I don’t need a meeting. We don’t need to “circle back.” 😭😂

Sometimes the resolution is simply:

“Okay.”

Which one are you?

A. We need to talk about it
B. I’ll explain myself once
C. “Okay.” 😂
D. I’m not responding at all 👀

10/05/2026

Because HOW have I already lived an entire day and it’s not even lunchtime?! 😭😂

What’s the part of the workday that moves the slowest?

A. 8–10 AM
B. 10 AM–lunch
C. After lunch
D. That last hour 😭

We’re talking irrational levels of irritation. 😭😂Something everybody else seems perfectly fine with, but YOU can’t stand...
10/05/2026

We’re talking irrational levels of irritation. 😭😂

Something everybody else seems perfectly fine with, but YOU can’t stand it.

Mine might be in the comments after y’all go first. 👀👇🏽

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Saturday is for recovering. Sunday is for thinking about Monday. 😭So WHERE exactly is the weekend?!If you could redesign...
10/05/2026

Saturday is for recovering. Sunday is for thinking about Monday. 😭

So WHERE exactly is the weekend?!

If you could redesign the workweek, which one are you choosing?

A. 4 days on / 3 off
B. 3 days on / 4 off 😂
C. Keep it the same
D. I’m trying not to work at all 😭

10/04/2026

Why would we pay $18 for drinks and yell over music when we could sit on somebody’s couch and talk? 😭😂

Be honest—which invitation are you accepting tonight?

A. Come over 🛋️
B. Let’s go out 🍸
C. Dinner only 🍽️
D. Don’t invite me anywhere 😂

I already have about 17 answers. 😂But I’m not influencing the comments.What’s yours? 👀👇🏽And YES, being petty is allowed ...
10/04/2026

I already have about 17 answers. 😂

But I’m not influencing the comments.

What’s yours? 👀👇🏽

And YES, being petty is allowed here. 😂

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