05/04/2026
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - please share
TG Senior Assassin is starting May 4th! 💧🔫
If you see teenagers hiding behind cars, lurking in bushes, sprinting through parking lots, or acting wildly suspicious… don’t panic 😅
They are most likely participating in an ongoing water elimination game being played by the senior class around local cities.
No, it is not a crime spree.
Yes, they probably are being dramatic.
Yes, someone is probably getting ambushed at a gas station.
Please just know:
🏫 It’s a school tradition / senior game
💦 It involves water fights
👀They are likely being watched by 4 other seniors from across the street 👀
They are enjoying the last moments of childhood .
Thank you for your patience as the Class of 2026 collectively loses its mind.
