27/08/2026
A deep partial lunar eclipse, covering 96% of the moon will occur overnight on August 27–28, 2026.
HERE'S A SAMPLE OF HOW IT PLAYS OUT FOR PISCES, FOR WHOM THIS ECLIPSE LANDS IN THE EARLY DEGREES OF THEIR SOLAR FIRST HOUSE:
PISCES:
So this is the deciding fortnight. We're gonna need all you fish down here for this one, just for a moment. Not sure which sci-fi supernatural universe you're holed up in right now, but with the great cosmic machinery pulsing either side of you, I'd say you're already bounds ahead in the exploration of amazing new frontiers in mind-f**kery, if not completely checked out. But yeah, we need you here, because look:
Straight across from you, in your Virgo treehouse of "significant others", the Sun holds his courier Mercury so close his ears are practically burning. Their usually keen, discerning faculties have picked up plenty, but they've stood little to zero chance of correcting you with any of it. They've analysed and diagnosed the s**t out of the evidence, yet you're too far and away with it for the damned thing to resolve.
Virgo is reaching the limits of its method. Too many facts, explanations, too much forensic rummaging through what you said, what you meant, what went wrong. They've lost you, and the machinery is overheating trying to work you out.
And then the eclipse cuts out the lights on Pisces.
The eclipse pulls the plug.
Virgo doesn't get to keep earning love by fixing the unfixable, and Pisces doesn't get to remain permanently unknowable while somebody else handles all the fu***ng emotional administration.
What's left?
Maybe something real. Maybe nothing. That's the crux of it.
Whatever survives this fortnight has to survive without the diagnosis, rescue mission, dependency or ridiculous fantasy that either of you possesses the authorised user's manual for the other.
If there's still a pulse underneath all that bulls**t, perhaps you've finally found your significant other.
If there isn't, well, there’s your fully itemised account.
Try and ignore that.
***FULL LUNAR ECLIPSE HOROSCOPES FOR ALL SIGNS DOWN BELOW.
[art: Agata Kus "Su***de Blonde" 2024]