FunBlender

08/30/2026

Heading up to see family, should be home this afternoon! If anyone is looking to play a DOPE cooking game, I’ve been swearing by this for years. Like my third playthrough

08/27/2026

Hey guys. Still sick, waited as long as I could, we just gonna have to do TPW this Saturday morning at the usual 10am CST time, tonight is just bad. Already have plans with Josh for tomorrow hopefully.

Also, no Thumb Tacos tonight, he’s off. see you soon.

08/26/2026

Guys I just got violently ill. They told me everyone eats a little too much on this at least once. I just did, and boy is it not good. TPW will air tomorrow instead.

08/26/2026

TOMORROW! 6:30 PM CST! It's Tacoblender Pro Wrestling LIVE from the Greg Louganis Arena!

6 PERSON ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!!! WINNER GETS A TITLE SHOT! IF IRIS WINS, SHE GETS NEXT WEEK OFF!!
Aquila Reis vs FlareonCreations vs Eat_a_Dick vs Chris Quintin vs Dojo Josh vs BatteryRequired

FROM LAST WEEK! A CASKET MATCH!!!
Rad Man Ken vs Dumpster Dude

Megan Loos vs Bethany Crawford

EXTREME RULES!!!
Statement of Fact and Kaizo Kingpin vs Olden magroin and 50 Train

Scott Johnson vs Kamikaizo

TABLES!!! The Beard Does Gaming vs Michael Bodwin vs Brian Honaker vs Chris EncinoMan Martin

TWITCH = Funblender
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08/26/2026

Made custom Apple Watch face! Happy with how it turned out!

08/25/2026

NO!!!! No no no no no. I’m just fu***ng crushed. Dolly Parton was the true heart and soul of America and I am beyond sad. RIP you beautiful woman, you kind soul, you lover of everyone. Thank you for all you’ve done to remind us we’re all people, and I fu***ng love you. The end.

Clone hero mourning services take place at 4:30pm CST

08/23/2026

Good morning. Cat has us up at 3:30am. I hope everyone has a great Sunday! I may stream, but I’m hoping to get some gaming in with my brother. With meds and missing work we’re pretty broke (we’re ok, just no “extra cash” right now), and him moving, we really see each other for ten minutes a day at work and with the move he didn’t have internet for a bit. If it doesn’t work out, I might go live.

08/22/2026

TODAY!!! 10AM CST, ITS TACOBLENDER PRO WRESTLING SATURDAY MORNING SUPERSTARS!!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY A NEW WEBSITE FROM BatteryRequired and Funblender!!! Find out what it is during the show!

NEW RULES POLICY: Under the advisement of Funblender and Commissioner Drop the Hammer, and due to errors with strange countouts, TPW SINGLES AND TAG MATCHES WILL NOW HAVE NO COUNTOUTS, AND A 20 MINUTE TIME LIMIT!!!

As such, a rematch for the Twitch Championship happens NOW!!!!
Jkellz (c) vs 50 Train

Michael Bodwin vs E-rock Larson

THE BATTLE OF THE CHRIS'S!! WINNER GETS CENTER RING AD ON WEDNESDAY'S TPW FLAGSHIP SHOW!!
Chris Quintin vs The Beard Does Gaming

TLC MATCH FOR THE TPW MCCORMICK'S BROWN GRAVY HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!
BIRTHDAY GIRL DivaKitty822 vs Lindy Pitts vs Olden magroin vs Eat_a_Dick

Dirty Debra vs Jank Steph

BatteryRequired vs Kamikaizo

Sklorph Pigeons vs Brandon Eaker

See you soon!

08/20/2026

Hey guys! Stomach issues with the meds today. I’m learning my limits and intake. I’ll be back tomorrow, today is gonna be for pooping

08/19/2026

LOOK WHOS BACK!!!! EVERYONE HURRY!!!!

Master of karate and friendship.