Throngle Horde

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Throngle Horde ⚔️ Throngle Horde ⚔️

Purveyors of chaos, meats, and glory. 🍖✨
We drink loud, trade harder, and sing even louder. 🎶🍻
Epic stories?

We don’t just tell them—we are them. Throngle Horde, Throngle Horde, Throngle Horde!

10/21/2026

Hump day!!

Get those Throngles out and let’s get crazy it’s half way to the weekend! Another glorious weekend to shen again!

10/18/2026

🚨🐘 THRONGLE HORDE SCOUTING REPORT! 🐘🚨

📯 SOUND THE HORNS, GATHER THE THRONGLINGS, AND PREPARE FOR CHAOS! 📯

Today, KING SCARBROW AND HIS WAR BAND shall venture forth into the Faire on a most important scouting expedition! 🗡️⚔️

What wonders await us? What treasures shall be discovered? What unsuspecting Faire-goers shall witness the might of the Horde?! 👀

ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!!

Keep your eyes peeled, your barter goods ready, and your mischief levels dangerously high! The Horde is on the move, and the Faire shall know we have arrived! 🐘💥

BARTER! TRADE! ENTERTAIN!

ALL HAIL THE HORDE! ALL HAIL KING SCARBROW!

10/15/2026

🚨🐘 THRONGLE THURSDAY IS UPON US, YOU ABSOLUTE CHAOS GREMLINS!!! 🐘🚨

THE DAY IS THURSDAY. THE VIBES ARE QUESTIONABLE. THE THRONGLINGS ARE UNCONTAINABLE. AND THE THRONGDONGLEMEN??? PROBABLY UP TO SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS. 💥

Nobody knows what’s happening.
Nobody knows who’s in charge.
Nobody knows where the last brain cell went.

AND THAT’S HOW WE KNOW THE THRONGLE IS ALIVE. 🐘🔥

🚨 BARTER? YES.
🚨 TRADE? ABSOLUTELY.
🚨 ENTERTAIN? UNTIL THE AUTHORITIES BECOME CONCERNED.
🚨 UNLEASH UNNECESSARY THRONGLE ENERGY? MANDATORY.

Thronglings, assemble your nonsense.
Throngdonglemen, prepare your shenanigans.
The Horde demands absolutely nothing productive from you today.

May your trades be legendary, your chaos be immeasurable, and your Thursday be so thoroughly THRONGLED that Friday needs therapy. 💀

🐘💥 THRONGLE HARD. THRONGLE PROUD. THRONGLE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING.

HAPPY THRONGLE THURSDAY, YOU GLORIOUS LITTLE MENACES!!!

10/15/2026

Throngle de, Throngle do, Throngle da 🎶

10/13/2026

Only 1 more month until the horde invades from Throngdonglia.
Only 1 more month until the chaos will begin!

Only 1 more month!!

10/12/2026

We used to be butt buddys… but now we’re not! 🎶
I wish you would tell me why! 🎶

10/12/2026

Babes!!! Consent is sexy!!!

10/12/2026

Wrap your dongle so you don’t create a new Throngle.

10/12/2026

The council is gathered 🐘

10/09/2026

There is change in the wind blowing through Throngdonglia 👀 only time will have the Thronglings know what that change is

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21778 Farm To Market
Todd Mission, TX
77363

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