Quest for the Holy Fail

Quest for the Holy Fail Join the bawdiest tour guides in New Market on their quest to find the filthiest joke ever told!

12/05/2025

People still interacting with this page after the season ends! We love you! But also...

Only a few tickets left for Saturday of Celtic Christmas (and NONE left for Friday), where we hear we may have some very...
11/26/2025

Only a few tickets left for Saturday of Celtic Christmas (and NONE left for Friday), where we hear we may have some very special seasonal guests...

We got you something for Celtic Christmas (and Celtic Chanukah) at  ! Only those special few who close out the Quest wil...
11/25/2025

We got you something for Celtic Christmas (and Celtic Chanukah) at ! Only those special few who close out the Quest will discover what it is...

Tickets are already sold out for Friday, so buy them while you can!

11/24/2025

11/23/2025

You too could make a difference in the life of a poor suffering minstrel. Together, we can end the cycle

Rounding out our highlight on the drinks available on the crawl, the Live Oak Big Bark! Packing plenty of flavor while n...
11/19/2025

Rounding out our highlight on the drinks available on the crawl, the Live Oak Big Bark! Packing plenty of flavor while not being so strong that you can't stumble from The Barbarian Inn at the Texas Renaissance Festival back to the front gate.

Did you like the Honey Cider? Try this tropical twist available at our fourth stop, The Barbarian Inn at the Texas Renai...
11/18/2025

Did you like the Honey Cider? Try this tropical twist available at our fourth stop, The Barbarian Inn at the Texas Renaissance Festival

11/17/2025

This weekend we will be going on the 37th Pub Crawl of the season!

As we warn on the Crawl, get this fast! Both because they'll run out and because it wouldn't hurt to have some carbs bef...
11/14/2025

As we warn on the Crawl, get this fast! Both because they'll run out and because it wouldn't hurt to have some carbs before drinking.

There is something in the air! It’s Barbarian weekend at the Texas Renaissance Festival and Brigadoon has partnered with the our friends at the Queen's Pantry to bring you Black Plague Cake!

Roll initiative! Be the first in line to try this appropriately themed beer at our third stop. No dice required!        ...
11/11/2025

Roll initiative! Be the first in line to try this appropriately themed beer at our third stop. No dice required!

11/10/2025

A final(?) bit of clarity from Cole... just Cole.


Afraid of the plague? Try this award-winning cider from Austin Eastciders! By far the most popular cider on the crawl by...
11/06/2025

Afraid of the plague? Try this award-winning cider from Austin Eastciders! By far the most popular cider on the crawl by volume, the Texas Honey is the lighter option at our second stop, Brigadoon Brewery. A great way to make sure you're not *too* stumbly by the end of the crawl.

Address

Texas Renaissance Festival
Todd Mission, TX

Opening Hours

Saturday 11am - 1pm
2pm - 4pm
Sunday 2pm - 4pm

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