Bob La’Belah

Bob La’Belah Howdy, I’m Bob! I’m 62 years young, I still have most of my original teeth and I never met a tall tale I didn’t like. Welcome to the nonsense y’all!

If it sounds too good to be true, I probably said it last Tuesday after three beers on the porch.

Bob’s Hot Take on That Dumb Sayin’ 🔫🍺I’m tired of hearin’ “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.”Well hell, that’s...
04/20/2026

Bob’s Hot Take on That Dumb Sayin’ 🔫🍺

I’m tired of hearin’ “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.”

Well hell, that’s like sayin’ “Chainsaws don’t cut people, people cut people.” Sure, technically true… but you hand a man a butter knife and tell him to go murder somebody, it’s gonna take all damn day and he’ll probably pull a muscle. Give him a gun and he can ruin somebody’s whole afternoon in half a second from across the yard.

Guns 1000% kill people, and they’re real efficient at it. That’s why all them skeerdy-cat pretty boys got 47 guns, 12,000 rounds of ammo, and a tactical diaper bag in the truck. They know it too. They just like pretendin’ their AR-15 is a “freedom sprinkler” instead of admittin’ it’s a people-remover.

Me? I got one old shotgun that stays in the safe unless the coyotes get too brave. The rest of y’all out here buildin’ personal armories like the apocalypse is comin’ next Tuesday after lunch.

Change my mind. (But don’t, I’m comfortable in my opinion and this rockin’ chair.)

What’s y’all’s thoughts? Drop ‘em below… just keep it civil or I’m deletin’ you faster than a bad Tinder date.

Bob’s Take on the Great Gay/Straight Debate 🎸🍺Y’all, I keep seein’ this big ol’ “gay or straight” debate blowin’ up ever...
04/19/2026

Bob’s Take on the Great Gay/Straight Debate 🎸🍺

Y’all, I keep seein’ this big ol’ “gay or straight” debate blowin’ up everywhere and I reckon it’s time I threw my two cents in the bucket.

Now I gotta be honest — I’m a Strait man through and through. George’s smooth, steady country sound keeps me straight and narrow all day long. Ain’t nothin’ better than crankin’ up a little Strait when you need somethin’ reliable to hold you together.

But… I ain’t scared to admit it. Every now and then a fella just needs a little Gaye love too. When the mood hits right, you slide in some “Let’s Get It On” or “Sexual Healing” and suddenly everything feels a whole lot better down there on the porch.

George Strait’s good for the long haul, but Marvin Gaye knows exactly how to hit it just right and make you forget your troubles.

A man can appreciate both without pickin’ sides, right? Variety’s the spice of life, I always say.

So what about y’all? You strictly Strait, or you let a little Gaye in when nobody’s lookin’?

Drop your honest answers below — no judgment here, just good music and cold beer. 👇

Bob La’Belah’s Bug BlogTickfaw, Louisiana (but I got kin in Oklahoma)Just nowBob’s Questionable Garden Tip of the Day 🐛🍺...
04/18/2026

Bob La’Belah’s Bug Blog

Tickfaw, Louisiana (but I got kin in Oklahoma)

Just now

Bob’s Questionable Garden Tip of the Day 🐛🍺

Y’all… I just saw this chart from Oklahoma and near ‘bout fell outta my rockin’ chair.

Them bugs done woke up TWO WEEKS early ‘cause it’s been hotter than a $2 pistol out there. Ticks, grubs, cucumber beetles, cutworms, aphids — the whole damn family reunion is already crawlin’ around your garden right now.

My official advice:
Go out there with a cold beer in one hand and a can of whatever spray you got in the other. If you see somethin’ with more than four legs, give it a little sq**rt and tell it Bob sent ya.

If that don’t work, just play loud country music. I swear the vibrations make ‘em dizzy and they fall off the tomatoes. Works about 40% of the time… which is better than my marriage success rate.
Check your garden today, folks. Don’t wait till the bugs throw a bigger party than I do on the porch.

Who else already lost a tomato plant to these little heathens this year? Drop your war stories below 👇

Bob La’Belah Blog�Tickfaw, LA�Just nowBob’s Drinking Tip of the Day 🍺Listen up, y’all. If your beer gets warm sittin’ ou...
04/18/2026

Bob La’Belah Blog
�Tickfaw, LA
�Just now

Bob’s Drinking Tip of the Day 🍺

Listen up, y’all. If your beer gets warm sittin’ out on the porch too long, don’t you dare pour it out. Just drop it in a cup full of ice for a minute. Tastes like victory.

And if you forget about it and it freezes… well congratulations, you just made yourself a gourmet beer slushy. That’s called improvsin’, not wastin’.

You’re welcome.

What’s your best “I fixed it with beer” story? Drop it below 👇


Bob La’Belah’s BlogTickfaw, LAJust nowHey y’all, it’s Bob.Listen here — if your old truck starts makin’ that funny rattl...
04/17/2026

Bob La’Belah’s Blog

Tickfaw, LA

Just now

Hey y’all, it’s Bob.

Listen here — if your old truck starts makin’ that funny rattle noise, here’s what you do:

Crack open a cold beer, sit on the porch for 20 minutes, then go back and try crankin’ it again. 9 times outta 10 it’ll be fine.

If that don’t work, just turn the radio up louder. The truck gets embarrassed and starts runnin’ right again.

You’re welcome.

Who else got a truck older than their marriage? Drop your worst truck stories below 👇

Howdy, I’m Bob La’Belah. I’m the only man alive who can lose a fishin’ story AND win an argument at the same time.I’m 62...
04/17/2026

Howdy, I’m Bob La’Belah. I’m the only man alive who can lose a fishin’ story AND win an argument at the same time.

I’m 62 years young, still got all my original teeth (well… most of ‘em), and I’ve never met a tall tale I didn’t like. If it sounds too good to be true, I probably said it last Tuesday after three beers on the porch.

What I’m known for:

• Giving advice so questionable it oughta come with a warning label

• Catchin’ fish that grow six inches every time the story gets told

• Fixin’ things with duct tape, baling wire, and pure optimism

• Makin’ you laugh so hard you forget you came over for actual help
Favorite sayings:

• “If it ain’t broke, you ain’t tryin’ hard enough.”

• “Trust me, this worked great… once… in 1987.”

• “That ain’t a lie, that’s a Southern exaggeration with extra flavor.”

Single (my ex said my stories were too long… she clearly didn’t stick around for the good parts).

Currently accepting applications for porch-sittin’ buddies, guitar pickin’ partners, and anyone who can listen to a 45-minute story about a squirrel without interruptin’.

Drop by anytime. I got cold beer, warm lies, and zero judgment.

P. S. If you see me climbin’ a ladder, just wave. Don’t ask what I’m doin’ up there. You probably don’t wanna know.

Welcome to the nonsense, y’all 😎

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Tickfaw, LA
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