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TEXAS HAS A SPEED LIMIT OF 85… AND NOBODY SEEMS TO BE IN THE MOOD TO DISCUSS IT. 🤠🚗💨You’re cruising down the highway at ...
09/13/2026

TEXAS HAS A SPEED LIMIT OF 85… AND NOBODY SEEMS TO BE IN THE MOOD TO DISCUSS IT. 🤠🚗💨
You’re cruising down the highway at 85, feeling pretty good about yourself.
Then a pickup truck comes flying up behind you like you’re blocking the entrance to the Alamo. 🛻💨
Stay in the right lane? Somebody’s towing a trailer.
Move to the middle? Here comes another truck.
Try the left lane? Congratulations, you’ve entered the Texas Autobahn. 😂
And Texas traffic has its own rules.
One minute you’re flying down an open stretch with nothing but ranch land around you. The next minute, traffic suddenly goes from 85 to 25 because somebody saw a construction barrel three miles ahead. 🚧
Construction season? What construction season? It’s Texas. There is no season.
There are orange barrels everywhere, lanes disappear without warning, and your GPS confidently tells you to take an exit that you can see is already 100% closed.
Then the Texas heat shows up. ☀️🔥
The pavement is cooking, the AC is working overtime, and your truck’s dashboard starts looking like a second sun.
By the time you reach your destination, you’ve burned half a tank of gas, passed enough lifted trucks to lose count, and questioned why you ever thought that “quick drive” was going to be quick.
Welcome to Texas, where the highways are wide, the trucks are bigger, the distances are ridiculous…
And 85 isn’t a speed limit—it’s apparently a starting point. 😂🤠
Everything’s bigger in Texas… including the road rage. 🛻💨🔥

Good morning, Texas. 🤠☀️ It’s Thursday, September 10th, and we’re officially ten days into September. At this point, fal...
09/10/2026

Good morning, Texas. 🤠☀️ It’s Thursday, September 10th, and we’re officially ten days into September. At this point, fall isn’t late. It may have missed its exit.
North Texas starts off a little more comfortable before warming up, East Texas keeps the humidity hanging around, and Central Texas gets another warm, sunny afternoon. South Texas remains firmly on Team Summer, while West Texas stays mostly hot and dry.
For some of us, the mornings are beginning to offer just enough hope to consider opening a window. By afternoon, that window will be closed and the A/C will have been formally apologized to.
Enjoy the nice moments when you find them.
Texas fall: Now arriving sometime between tomorrow and Christmas.

This Texas Drive-In Feels Like A Simpler Summer Night Under The Stars
09/09/2026

This Texas Drive-In Feels Like A Simpler Summer Night Under The Stars

🚨 Nearly 20 Texas communities ditch Flock cameras. Cities and counties across Texas are cutting ties with Flock Safety, ...
09/08/2026

🚨 Nearly 20 Texas communities ditch Flock cameras.
Cities and counties across Texas are cutting ties with Flock Safety, taking cameras offline or letting contracts expire amid growing privacy concerns.

LOSING DAYLIGHT FASTAs we head toward the autumnal equinox in about 2 weeks we are seeing a rapid loss of daylight. Bet...
09/08/2026

LOSING DAYLIGHT FAST
As we head toward the autumnal equinox in about 2 weeks we are seeing a rapid loss of daylight. Between later sunrises and earlier sunsets we lose over 70 minutes of daylight this month!

This actually exists now. Who wants a Donald Trump dollar?
09/05/2026

This actually exists now. Who wants a Donald Trump dollar?

Anybody in Era enjoying this?
09/04/2026

Anybody in Era enjoying this?

Texas in 10 years: 47 lanes, 19 flyovers, six toll roads, and your GPS still says, “Recalculating.” Don’t worry, TxDOT s...
09/02/2026

Texas in 10 years: 47 lanes, 19 flyovers, six toll roads, and your GPS still says, “Recalculating.” Don’t worry, TxDOT says the construction is only temporary. It should be finished sometime around 2094.

There is a stretch of Hill Country two-lane about forty-five minutes from anywhere that will make you pull over and just...
08/30/2026

There is a stretch of Hill Country two-lane about forty-five minutes from anywhere that will make you pull over and just sit there for a minute. 🌄 Limestone cut on one side, the whole valley falling away on the other, and a river down in the bottom with cypress trees along it.
That rock is the reason for all of it. This part of Texas sits on the Edwards Plateau, and everything about the Hill Country comes down to limestone. It is why the rivers run that particular clear green. It is why the ground goes to bedrock about eight inches down and nobody can grow much of anything. It is why the ranches out there are big, why the cedar took over, and why the water comes up in springs. 💧
People from other states arrive expecting the Texas from the movies, all flat and brown, and then they come around a bend like this one and go quiet. What is the prettiest stretch of road in Texas, and are you willing to say where it is?




Hey, Texans — do y’all think ma*****na should be legal in Texas?Yes or no?And I’m especially curious where people fall p...
08/30/2026

Hey, Texans — do y’all think ma*****na should be legal in Texas?
Yes or no?

And I’m especially curious where people fall politically. If you’re conservative and support legalization, say so. If you’re liberal and oppose it, say so.

Keep it civil. I’m genuinely curious where Texas is on this.

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