Quirky Conch

Quirky Conch Rooted in community. Inspired by nature. Driven by passion. Welcome to Quirky Conch—where creativity meets connection.

🌺 Where inspiration meets island soul
Art, ideas, beauty, nature & creative moments that spark joy, gratitude, and connection.
✨ Bringing unity, warmth, and community to everyday life. 🌴 Quirky Conch | Art + Media
🎨 Hand-Painted Shell Art | 🎤 Creative Media & Marketing

At Quirky Conch, we celebrate the soul of the Florida Keys—through vibrant, ocean-inspired art and storytelling-driven media serv

ices. Founded by Kelly Christina Patience, a seasoned advertising professional with over 30 years of experience, Quirky Conch is more than a brand—it’s a love letter to island life, local businesses, and authentic creativity.

✨ On the art side: Each conch shell is hand-painted and adorned with crystals, abalone, and resin, capturing the magic of the sea, sunsets, and spirit of the Keys.
📣 On the media side: We help island brands shine through soulful storytelling, intuitive branding, content creation, and radio/digital marketing that connects and converts.

Lazaro truly is an amazing person.... I have been doing business with him for 10 wonderful years. Cheers to you 🥂
06/18/2026

Lazaro truly is an amazing person.... I have been doing business with him for 10 wonderful years. Cheers to you 🥂

📖❤️ YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW SOMEONE'S STORY ❤️📖

You pass people every day without having any idea what they've been through.

☕ The guy making your coffee.

🛒 The woman bagging your groceries.

📬 The person standing next to you in line at the post office.

You see who they are now, but you don't see the chapters that came before.

For more than twenty years, people in the Upper Keys have known Laz Hernandez as the guy at Mattress & Beyond in Key Largo.

Friendly.

Helpful.

Easy to talk to.

What many people don't know is that years before he ever opened that showroom, Laz survived a devastating car accident that changed the course of his life.

A broken neck and temporary paralysis forced him into a long recovery filled with hospital rooms, rehabilitation, and hard-earned determination. It was a chapter that tested him in ways most of us can only imagine.

If you've ever met Laz, though, you know that's not what defines him.

💪 His resilience.

❤️ His gratitude.

🤝 His ability to make people feel seen and valued.

Maybe that's why people trust him.

Not because he owns a mattress store.

But because when you walk through the door, you don't feel like a transaction.

You feel like a person.

For more than two decades, he's helped Keys families through life's everyday moments—setting up a first home, preparing for holiday guests, finding relief for an aching back, or simply trying to get a better night's sleep.

These days, you can buy just about anything online.

You can compare prices, read reviews, and have a mattress delivered to your door with the click of a button.

But every once in a while, it's worth asking yourself another question:

Who do I want to do business with?

The cheapest option isn't always the best one.

Sometimes it's worth supporting the person who takes the time to listen.

The person who stands behind what they sell.

The person who has built a reputation over twenty years by treating people the right way.

The truth is, buying local isn't just about supporting a business.

🏝️ It's about supporting good people.

🌴 It's about investing in the character of our community.

❤️ It's about choosing kindness, integrity, and human connection.

People like Laz.

So if you or someone you know is looking for a mattress, skip the call center and the faceless website for a minute.

Stop by and see Laz.

Ask questions.

Shake his hand.

I think you'll understand why so many people in the Keys have trusted him for more than twenty years.

Because in the end, we all have choices about where we spend our money.

And supporting good people never goes out of style.

📞🛏️ If you're in the market for a mattress—or know someone who is—give Laz a call or send him a text at (305) 413-0910.

You might walk away with a great mattress.

But more importantly, you'll walk away knowing you did business with one of the good guys.

💙🌴

🦗 Heard my first cicada of the summer today.You know... that one bug.Then suddenly it turns into a million tiny chainsaw...
06/18/2026

🦗 Heard my first cicada of the summer today.

You know... that one bug.

Then suddenly it turns into a million tiny chainsaws drilling into your brain. 😆

Or you're out blowing the yard and they start dive-bombing you like you've personally offended them.

The heat is here.

Anybody else have cicadas that seem to take leaf blowing personally? 😂

PSA: Should there ever be a food shortage, I've watched my dogs eat them. Apparently they're protein snacks. 🤷‍♀️🐕

Where the locals are as colorful as the sunsets. 🌴🌅

Celebrating Our Local Security Team 🐊These are our guard dogs.Happy World Crocodile Day from the Florida Keys. 🌴        ...
06/17/2026

Celebrating Our Local Security Team 🐊

These are our guard dogs.

Happy World Crocodile Day from the Florida Keys. 🌴

If loyalty is what you are looking for - get a dog 🐾
06/17/2026

If loyalty is what you are looking for - get a dog 🐾

Looking for your new best friend? 🐾💖

Whether you’re looking for a walking partner, a cuddle buddy, a toy enthusiast, or a professional treat tester, we’ve got someone excited to meet you.

Come visit our available dogs and see who picks you.

🐾 Share this post to help them find their people!

06/16/2026

Big Celebration at the City of Homesteads Race to the 4th 🇺🇸

DJ Dougie will be there broadcasting- starting at 5pm.
Excited for that DRONE SHOW.

Yes, leave the empty shells you find.🐚🦀ALSO - Right now the Hermy crabs are very active crossing roads. I personally hav...
06/16/2026

Yes, leave the empty shells you find.🐚

🦀ALSO - Right now the Hermy crabs are very active crossing roads. I personally have moved 4 HUGE Hermit crabs from the middle of the road.

Please be aware.

Lower Keys Sgt. Garrett Bragg reports Deputy Ross Hughes issued a resource citation at Big Pine Park for possession of a deceased Atlantic deer cowry. Law requires the marine life be kept alive!

06/16/2026
Those Dude is gonna be in Key West - He's still got a flip phone and isnt afraid to use it. Welcome to the Keys Omgitswi...
06/16/2026

Those Dude is gonna be in Key West - He's still got a flip phone and isnt afraid to use it. Welcome to the Keys Omgitswicks 😁

Purchase tickets and connect on social media.

🏈 When our Florida Keys high school football teams take the field, your business can be part of the action too.Florida K...
06/16/2026

🏈 When our Florida Keys high school football teams take the field, your business can be part of the action too.

Florida Keys Media is proud to be the exclusive radio home of:

🌴 Coral Shores Hurricanes Football
🌴 Marathon Dolphins Football
🌴 Key West Conchs Football

From parents and grandparents to alumni, snowbirds, and fans across the country, local football broadcasts help keep our communities connected all season long.

Our 2026 Media Sponsorship Packages are now available.

📻 Exclusive game coverage
📢 On-air commercials
🏈 Community visibility
🌴 Support for local high school athletics

Packages start at just $100 per week per station.

Interested in learning more?

📧 [email protected]
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Tavernier, FL
33070

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