03/01/2025
📡🚨 TOP SECRET TRANSMISSION 🚨📡
🕵️♂️ Agents, we’ve just wrapped up The Complete History of America (Abridged), and it’s time to debrief. But before we vanish into the shadows, we must acknowledge our mission-critical sponsors who ensured our success!
🍪 Thee Cottage Home Bakery – Your baked goods were sweeter than a well-executed disguise. No need for a safe house when we can just hide behind a tray of cookies!
🍻 Paddywagons Dunedin – The perfect rendezvous for agents needing a post-show debrief (or just a good pint). If history has taught us anything, it’s that spies work better with refreshments.
🎭 TheatreFor – Our incredible hosts, providing the perfect cover for our theatrical operations. Without you, this mission would’ve been compromised.
To our audience: your laughter was the best intel we could have hoped for. Mission HISTORY is now complete, but stay tuned for our next classified operation. Until then, keep your disguises handy and your alibis airtight.
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