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02/24/2026

My wife has seen me on my cell phone constantly, throughout the day and night. This morning at about 4:00 am she woke up and demanded to know what I was doing. I told her that I was messaging my text therapist. The next thing I knew I was being bombarded with pillows then she yanked the cell phone out of my hands, took it to the bathroom and dropped it in the toilet. I was in shock. I pleaded with her to stop and asked her why she was destroying my property. She said that she did not appreciate me messaging a "s*x" therapist. I explained to her that I was messaging my "text" therapist, because she previously mentioned to me that I was on the phone too much. She finally calmed down, retrieved, and gave me my phone back. Afterwards she mumbled something about dry rice and went back to bed; she has still not apologized.

02/24/2026

Just between you and l. I brought a pound of grass yesterday: The guy that sold it to me said it was from Bermuda; He also guaranteed that I would be pleased with the results after using it; I would be happy and content. He further emphasized that I was fortunate that I arrived when I did because this was his last bag, until the middle of next week. Due to the high demand and scarcity of this product, I am thinking about selling it for a profit. Thinking back, I am not sure if he said it was "from the shelf on top" or "top shelf”.

02/24/2026

In the last few years, I have become quite a cook. Beans are my favorite got-to meal, I cook beans with rice, rice with beans, red, white, and green beans. I can also cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

02/24/2026

It is easy to be the leader of the pack when you are the only one in the pack. 😃

02/24/2026

I have family that have been practicing staying at home and social distancing for over 30 years. 😍

02/24/2026

I celebrate Independence Day because it is 1 day after the 3rd and 1 day before the 5th of July. Why do you celebrate? 🤨

02/24/2026

A few years ago, a friend of mine flew to Mexico City to be with his fiancé; she is a popular female Bull fighter, after a short engagement they were married. He promised her the world. She promised him the ear of a Bull. Instead, he has only received years of Bull.😃

02/24/2026

I need your help. I have a couple of friends that are painters. Every hour they take a break from inhaling paint fumes, which consist of epoxy, acrylics, silicon, and synthetic resins. The ironic part is that during their breaks they usually inhale the fumes from a cigarette or two. Their ci******es contain: ni****ne, tar, cyanide, and arsenic. I have implored them to wear masks while painting and cease smoking. They have refused to do either for one reason or another. I know that to***co use, like a lot of other substances, can be addictive and become a habit that is difficult to break. I do not want to give up on them. I am not sure what else I can say or do. Do you have any suggestions? 😑

02/24/2026

Just an observation; lately some of these young ladies’ hair be looking like fluffy cotton candy. Sorry if I offended you. 😁

02/24/2026

Question: Why is the sewage entrance in the middle of the street often called a manhole?
In this day of equal rights why don’t they call it a utility access hole, a maintenance hole, or person hole? 🤨

02/24/2026

MR. ILLOGICAL

Imagine having a conversation with yourself and losing because you are too illogical. 🙃

02/24/2026

Just between you and l. I have stumbled upon a scheme wherein You could become wealthy in a relatively short while, listen; make sure no one is looking over your shoulder while reading this message. The average cost for a man's hair cut is 40.00 including the tip. Armed with this knowledge, I decided to begin cutting my own hair and pocketing the money, first it was bi-monthly which yielded a savings of 80.00 a month. Later greed took over and I began to cut my hair daily. In a year’s time I figure that I have saved over $900.00. It could have been more had I been more generous with my tips. Please do not share this info. If too many people follow this guideline, it could wreak havoc on the economy. Barbers and their support staff would lose business, the government would levy high taxes for home cuts etc..., women could get rich even faster if they use the same template for fixing their hair. You can thank me later for sharing this brilliant plan with you. 🥹

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