03/19/2026
BREAKING: “Time to grow a set of balls!” Republican civil war erupts as House Republicans turn on Senate Leader Thune for refusing to throw the filibuster in the trash to pass Trump’s election steal bill!
The rambunctious imbeciles in the House Republican caucus are rapidly growing impatient with Senate Republicans, who do not have the votes to pass Trump’s “SAVE” (My Ass From The Midterms) Act, which would disenfranchise millions of Americans, including married women who changed their name, and institutionalize draconian anti-trans bigotry that Trump arbitrarily decided should also be in the bill.
Senator John Thune, Mitch McConnell’s replacement as Senate Leader, is not super enthused at the prospect of throwing away the filibuster to pass this bill, recognizing that the disastrous Trump presidency could quickly deliver the Senate into Democratic hands and they might need that filibuster to block all the good things Democrats want to do.
House Republicans, on the other hand, are spoiled, angry children and they want it NOW!
“It’s time for Thune to grow a set of balls,” Rep. Andy Ogles told NOTUS. “Nuke the filibuster, pass all this stuff and pass Trump’s executive orders.”
“I just don’t think he’s following through on what he needs to do,” complained Tim Burchett. Rep. Michael McCloud whined that “generally speaking, [he’s] disappointed with what we’ve seen in the Senate.”
Some Republicans have said they’ll block anything sent from the Senate until the SAVE Act is passed…to which we say, by all means, please do! Anything to keep running out the clock until November, when we can take back the House and get all these idiots out of power!
In the meantime…let them fight!
