05/12/2026
Somebody had to say it!!!
Coffee with the Captain’s Wife: (your are in for a treat today)
Well, anyone who knows me knows there may be more Diet Dew than coffee involved… and today’s ###L-Dew rant is brought to you by the phrase “cost-effective charter.” Lord help me. (And help you if you say “cost-effective” one more time today… at least until the Dew wears off anyway.)
We’ve been in this business 27 years. That’s 27 years of struggles: permits, fisheries closures, good mechanics, bad mechanics, surprise repairs, weather events, expensive repairs, and enough motors to make Suzuki send us a Christmas card. (🦗🦗🦗) Yeah… that ain’t happening. We told them we really “wanted” new motors too. 🤣(🦗🦗🦗)
Sure, there was a time we’d take a cheap charter to pay a bill, scout around, or show off the unique fisheries of Steinhatchee. Sometimes we still do. But 27 years later, what you’re really paying for is experience, knowledge, safety, and somebody knowing where the fish were yesterday… and where they moved this morning.
That knowledge didn’t come free, and neither did motor set number five!
Now, to the folks who undercut prices — no shade from me. Some are building a business, some are retired, and some just love being on the water more than sitting at home listening to their spouse rant while vibrating on Mt. Dew. I get it. Everybody runs their business their own way.
Every captain has different expenses, different goals, and different reasons for charging what they charge.
So do your homework. POLITELY ask for referrals. Call, text, DM, stalk social media a little — we all do it. But don’t assume charter captains don’t know how to run their businesses “cost-effectively.”
Trust me… if there was a cheaper way to keep boats running, every captain in Florida would already know about it. And we’d all be driving Mercedes, if that’s how success was measured.
We just measure ours by smiles, photos, friendships built over a quarter century of doing this – our way… and apparently the occasional Christmas card. LOL
So put that in your cost-effective pipe and smoke it. 😂
Signed,
Your dedicated, cost-effective, Sassafras-on-Dew wife of a beloved local captain…
OR…
Momma Bear defending all of our hardworking, underappreciated captains of Steinhatchee. 😎
Peace Out... I have to go run this Dew off....
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