The NonProphet Theatre Company

09/02/2025

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08/29/2025

This is what is going thru my mind EVERY TIME someone complains about something at the store that I have NO control over. Every. Time.

02/16/2023

Noticed this old page has been getting a few hits lately. Cool. To see what's been up the past few years, look at NonProphet Theatre Company-South Division page down here in New Orleans. Been sparse posts since COVID, but exciting announcement in a few days!

08/06/2020

Former NP actor/Managing Director
Tyson Blanquart just reminded me that the NonProphet Theatre Company is now 25 years old. 😍

02/08/2019

Okay. Fun.

WANNA BE IN MY MOVIE?!? Next month, we shoot Reboot! This time, the boys try to stop Hollywood from rebooting the old Bluntman & Chronic Movie (the “bluntastic” flick that starred & )! In the flick, we’ve got a convention scene that requires lots of themed extras! So I’m inviting you to join us AS those extras! I’m looking for all sorts cosplayers of every gender, race or nationality, as well as creative variations of Jay & Bob too: like steampunk Jay & Bob, Jedi Jay & Bob, Rick & Morty Jay & Bob, Bat-Jay & Bob, Ape Jay & Bob, Zombie Jay & Bob, Furry Jay & Bob, etc! The funnier or the more f**ked-up (within reason and without harming yourself or others), the likelier you’ll get featured in our shots! If you ever wanted to get screen time in one of my d***y flicks, there won’t be a better chance than this! We shoot in and around the great city of from 2/25 until the end of March, with the Con scenes scheduled toward the back half of the production. If you wanna share the silver screen with me & & many way more famous folks than us, email the folks ASAP! And follow producer for more Reboot casting and production updates! Hope to see you on set! I’ll be the one up front in the backwards baseball cap! (Production logo by !)

11/02/2015

Hey, NEW ORLEANS! :) This is the original NonProphet-St. Louis page. If you are looking for the New Orleans page, please look at NonProphet Theater Company-South Division page here on Facebook! But feel free to roam around in here, if you wish. Thank you for your interest!

07/18/2014

THE NONPROPHET THEATER COMPANY - SOUTH holds auditions for Debbie Does Dallas – The Musical by Erica Schmidt, Andrew Sherman & Susan L. Schwartz on Sunday, July 27th, 2014 from 1 p.m.- 3 p.m. at The New Orleans Healing Center, 2372 St. Claude Ave., New Orleans, LA - Room 252

The most important theatrical event of the 21st century, Debbie Does Dallas is a modern day morality tale (well, as modern as the classic 1970’s adult film on which it is based). It’s a comic musical of tragic proportions, told in the language of the rodeo-p**n-football circus. Debbie Benton, All-American small-town sweetheart and captain of the cheerleaders, receives a letter to report to the most important event in her life: auditions for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleading squad! But, being as poor as she is pretty, she and her high school teammates form Teen Services, a company dedicated to getting menial jobs to raise money to help Debbie reach her lofty goal. When they realize that minimum-wage isn’t going to cut it, they hatch a plan to try their hands at “little favors”, performed with enthusiasm by “good girls”. Accompanied by a hard-rockin’ score featuring such toetappers as “Small-Town Girl”, “I Wanna Do Debbie”, “The D***o Rag”, and “Dallas… I’m Coming”, the girls strive to help Debbie get “ten dollars closer to Dallas” through s*x, sweat and tears. But, will Debbie lose her soul along the way?

Casting the following roles (5w, 3m – helps if you can play a high-schooler, but remember this is a p**n parody, so a “high-schooler” in an adult film can be past 30!!!):

THE GIRLS:

DEBBIE BENTON – Captain of the cheerleaders. Small-town girl with big city dreams. Blonde bombshell, squeaky-clean, but underneath a closet existentialist. Friendly, nonjudgmental, a little dim, but driven. Has most of the shows solos.

LISA – Cheerleader. The bad girl we love to hate. Manipulative and sneaky, but a “hooker with a heart of gold”. Sets goals and achieves them – just doesn’t aim very high. Has a solo.

ROBERTA – Cheerleader. The spacey one. Lives in her own bubble and is all about the fun. Best friends with Lisa, but also very loyal to Debbie. Has a lot of s*x, and enjoys it. A LOT. Should dance and cheer well. No Solo.

DONNA – Cheerleader. The semi-gothy, dark angel of the team, but with a very romantic streak. Experiments with s*x, but afraid of what her friends and parents would think. Favorite Poet: Sylvia Plath, but Favorite Movie:Titanic. Should dance and cheer well. No solo.

TAMMY – Cheerleader. The smart one. Senatorial prospects. Role models now would probably be Hilary Clinton, Condoleeza Rice, Madonna and Lady Gaga. Her wisecracks usually go over the heads of the other girls. She does her part, but she is the only one to remain a virgin. Should dance and cheer well. No solo.

THE BOYS:

ACTOR ONE (plays 3 roles):

RICK - The quarterback, captain of the football team, and Debbie’s boyfriend. Has a solo.

HAMILTON – Rich, young tennis pro.

BIGTIME – Owner of the Dallas Cowboys, appears in a fantasy.

ACTOR TWO (plays 3 roles):

MR. GREENFELT – Owns the local sports good shop, A gentleman, but REALLY wants in Debbie’s pants.

MR. BIDDLE – High-school librarian; repressed, with darker fantasies about Donna

KEVIN – Football player. RICK’S friend. Typical jock.

ACTOR THREE (plays SIX roles):

MR. HARDWICK – Owns the candle shop. A sw***er, but kinda Mr. Rogers-ish. Has a solo.

SR. BRADLEY - High school Spanish teacher, but the kind who hires young girls to wash his car in the rain while his wife’s gone. Chooses to speak only Spanish.

ASHLEY – Friends with tennis pro, HAMITON, but challenged when it comes to girls.

NICK – College boy who works at the record store. Vintage Vinyl type of “know-it-all-ness”.

JOHNNY – Football player. Tight End. Maybe a LITTLE closeted.

TIM – Football player. Shy, but is DONNA’S boyfriend.

NOTE: THE ROLE OF ACTOR 3 IS ALREADY CAST.

ATTENTION: It MUST be understood that all actors for DEBBIE DOES DALLAS must be very, VERY comfortable with various states of undress (but NO nudity), close proximity to actors of the same and opposite s*xes, and choreographed simulated s*xual situations (with the stress much, much more on the dance and comedy than the s*x).

Please prepare a 1-2 minute comedic monologue and/or 32 measures of a pop, rock, country or contemporary theater song. No piano accompaniment will be provided, so be prepared to sing acappella, or feel free to bring music karaoke-style on CD - a CD player will be provided. Auditions will be held in five minute slots, by appointment. Callbacks will be held the same evening from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. For an appointment, please call 314-327-3381, or private message The NonProphet Theater Company's page, and leave your name, phone number and approx. time you'd like to audition. We will assign a time as close as possible, and get back to you with your assigned slot.

06/29/2014

Wow. YEAH. I'm doing it. Debbie Does Dallas - The Musical opens on Sept. 11th in New Orleans at The Allways Theater! :)

02/20/2014

Oh S**t. It's happening. Not sure if it's gonna be Out Of The Ashes or NonProphet South, but after Mardi Gras, it is on! :) Bob

12/11/2013

To all ever involved in the NP's: Even down here in New Orleans, I received a compliment that I attribute to your love of fun, and you dedication: Ran into someone who was a regular at Bingo's 2003-2004 "Golden Age". He said: "St Louis was never as much fun as those times. I never laughed as much as I did then." Thank you all so much for your time, your talents, and your inspiration over the years. If you feel I never valued you or appreciated you, you are so wrong. You were my life.