Uranus Advertisement

03/13/2016

Dear fans, you thought URANUS ADVERTISEMENT management team was just composed of men… well, proving you wrong, here she is… Patricia Catalán!
Her friends know her best as “Pato” (supposing she really has friends).
Patricia is like our mother, from zero to hero, just like Hercules, she showed the moxie, brains and s***k (you better not meet her angry).
A few years ago, when she was a happy-go-lucky little girl she waited her Hogwart’s letter for years until she was 18, when she realized she was nothing but a muggle and that her letter would never come. In spite of everything, she decided to get over it and start using her creativity to make the world a magical place and with this philosophy, she got into the audiovisual world.
If you ever pass by our company and want to see her, you can find her at the maintenance room, although she is a senior official, she still likes chewing the wires.

So, give everything you’ve got for Patricia!!!

02/28/2016

And now, get ready to meet… Nacho Tabuenca!

He is some handsome devil, whose beard makes ladies want to sin... Although now it looks perfectly silhouetted, he used to let it grow freely and wild for ten whole years.
Now that he has become a metrosexual man, the first thing he does as he arrives to the office is taking a miniature comb out of his ridiculously gigantic miniature comb collection, which is displayed in a glass cabinet in his office and then he gently brushes his glorious beard for exactly 207 and a half times. Afterward, he just roams through each department bothering and screwing everyone until he calms down and starts working. This cheeky fellow is the life and soul of the office.

A round of applause for Nacho!!!

02/17/2016

Well, well, it seems like you really liked Fran but this isn't over yet. Here he is, another member of the management team. Get ready for... Aritz Calvo!

Aritz is our Production manager, always calmed and peaceful but excited to start new projects. From his office, he manages everything we need in order to provide our clients the best product they could ever wish for.

Aritz is also Uranus' sweetie pie. He has super softy ears we like to squeeze in our free time, but don't be fooled by that because when he puts on his shoulder pad and his football helmet, he is an untameable beast. He is a former American football quarterback, able to hit a fly a hundred metres away. Where he puts his eye, he puts his balls.
And ladies… he is single ;)

Give it up for Aritz!!!

02/10/2016

We promised you and here it is, we are proud to introduce you to... Francisco Puy!
He is our art manager. Back in the days when he was nothing but a plump baby, he fell into a cauldron of magic paint and that’s where his permanent divine inspiration comes from. Thanks to this fortuitous fact he has been able to make those magnificent projects that characterise URANUS ADVERTISEMENT.
Woefully, the incident also caused him some deformations in his brain... but we don’t care about it because we love him anyway.

02/10/2016

Hey! Have you missed us? Because we do have missed you!!
Unfortunately, our server got infected and, therefore, unusable when our mascot Uranus Dstryer clicked on a link from dubious origin... so we haven't been able to access to any of our official sites... But don't you worry because we are back in full performance!

01/31/2016

Hey! We've been receiving so many letters from our fans asking to know more about our management team.
Well... wish granted! Stay tuned because next week you'll know everything about URANUS' management team ;)

01/20/2016

Check out our official webpage if you want to know everything about URANUS... and even watch some nice videos ;)
http://uranuadvertisemen.wix.com/uranus #!contact/hn0lk

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01/20/2016

We are proud to announce that our Mascot, URANUS DESTROYER, now has his own facebook profile!!
We love you, Uranus Dstryer!!

01/15/2016

Welcome to Uranus' Official Facebook profile. We are so pleased you are interested in our company and its services.

We hope you have fun exploring URANUS.
xoxoxo