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11/13/2023

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03/26/2023

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Ute City Times

01/31/2023

07/18/2022

The Ute City Times. Founded 1 AD.

“We drink tea and we know stuff.”

Editor in Chief: Morrison Blastow.

Co founders: Sinawav & the Coyote.

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Media/news company

06/24/2022

Billionaire Breadline Soup Kitchen Project

Advocating for free of charge quality of life services & amenities for the super rich of Aspen & the Roaring Fork Valley.

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06/22/2022

The wheels on the bus go round and round…

06/21/2022

“We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be; we shall fight on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender…”