Music Police

02/25/2026

Music Police continues the investigation into Kyle Kruse. Here we have evidence Kruse plays a six string as well as bass with the band 'Damn Straight'. Apparently this group is based out of Kruse's home town of Scotland. Other members are Jon Kennedy (also with Kruse in Lunatics Anonymous), Justin Rothschadl, Cody Gramkow, and Ryan Bouza.

02/22/2026

As expected, the accomplices of Kyle Kruse are turning on each other. Hidden behind his cymbal, we have drummer Daren Hetland with the Lunatics Anonymous band of gypsies. Apparently, Hetland is a GF&P agent with the State of South Dakota in real life. GF&P agents have a broad range of authority, nearly that of Highway Patrolmen.
There are rules in life. Criminals never rat each other out. Lawyers never sue each other. Officers of the law stand behind each other. I may have to give Hetland a pass.

02/21/2026

Further investigation into Lunatics Anonymous reveals Mike Kirkeby may spearhead the group of thugs. This would corroborate the story Kruse tells suggesting that while they all contribute evenly to scams, Kirkeby 'gets things done'. I'm setting up a game of 'prisoners dilemma'.

02/20/2026

Continuing on with the investigation of Kyle Kruse. Kruse denies being the Boss of this Crime Family (Lunatics Anonymous). Here we have Jon Kennedy, lead guitarist. Kennedy doubles as an Electrical Engineer, making him a strong possibility.

02/15/2026

Proceeding with the investigation into Kyle Kruse. The Crime Family 'Lunatics Anonymous' has been buried in the Music Police files for six years now. Here they are tucked into the stage at D&D in Brandon. We're not sure who the leader is but one might surmise Kruse contributes more than bass playing skills.

Satruday took me to the Double D for a new encounter: Lunatics Anonymous.

02/13/2026

Luck ran out for Kyle Kruse on this Friday the 13th. Music Police opens another investigation. Here Kruse joins Lunatics Anonymous onstage at Shenanigan's Pub on St. Patricks Day 2020. He should have worn green.

02/08/2026

Music Police has identified the musician shadowing the Chief as Kyle Kruse, AKA 'Choirboy'. Kruse was given this moniker while playing bass with 'Diablo Sammich'. At the time, Kruse was quite clean cut and innocent compared to his bandmates Steve Stuck and Zach Klenk. This provides all the evidence necessary regarding the dark side of Rock and Roll.

02/07/2026

Music Police Chief Everhart was enjoying some needed time off this morning when he noticed a suspicious character apparently watching him. Quickly deducing it must be a musician given the reading material, the Chief will upload this picture to the facial recognition program later today.

02/01/2026

Music Police continues to release 'The Klenk Files'.

02/01/2026

Music Police has finished the interrogation of Zach Klenk. Similar to Pam Bondi and the Epstein files, we cannot release all of the document yet.

01/30/2026

Music Police were called with a tip regarding TrailerPark Country last week. Apparently a band of thugs are impersonating Rock and Roll. After doing some preliminary investigation on their youtube channel, it was discovered they have some very respectable guitar work on 'Don't Church Me Up'. We will continue to provide surveillance on this matter.