06/17/2026
The time is here.
What is it, you ask?
Well… did anyone catch how many times time got name‑dropped during the build?
Yeah. It’s a watch box.
Watch = time.
Time = watch.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why my career in stand‑up comedy remains purely hypothetical.
Originally this was supposed to be a mix of 2–3 contrasting woods but due to what will be referred to as “incorrect planning” because someone can’t math very well when it comes to fractions and a slight mishap from the shop goblins/router we added another to the mix
So now it’s rocking four woods:
• Maple for the sides, top, and bottom
• African Mahogany for the top inlay
• Black Walnut for a set of spline joints
• Purpleheart for the final spline joint because why not?
And honestly? The chaos paid off. The contrast is ridiculous in the best way.
Stay tuned for the next episode!