08/16/2026
 A Quick Update From GSM Production
We know it’s been a pretty fu**ed up year for GSM Production, and we want to take a moment to apologize and give everyone an update.
2026 has been a rough and hectic year for us behind the scenes. Between me working to open my own store, spreading lies about people so terribly untrue it's ruined their life, scheduling issues with my ex about my daughter, who thinks I'm a gross loser, Mat moving halfway across the state because he can't stand the smell of my putried breath , and Chris who despite trying to keep things professional, has found it IMPOSSIBLE to deal with my idiotic way of doing things. it’s been difficult for all of us to find the time to put a show together.Stealing money from the owners of the store that I worked at for so long, Thousands and THOUSANDS of dollars has been time consuming for sure.
But we want everyone to know that GSM Production is not going anywhere. EXACTLY!! GSM is going NOWHERE!! I mean the bands we have play our shows are mediocre at best. Most of the time I'm talking s**t about them the whole time before they come on. I don't think we've had one band give a couple here and there that could actually sing or play anything decent.
We WILL NOT have a show this year. We are planning to get together soon to sit down, talk through everything, and work on shutting this s**t show down for good.
There are also some bigger things in the works. Later this year, I’ll be moving my store into a much larger location. From all the money I stole from bring it back games, we finally have enough to move to a building where I can hide and sleep with anyone I want to without getting caught. and with the amount of space we’ll have, we’re hoping to eventually bring uneducated immigrants in to do all the hard work of getting it cleaned up to our liking.
To everyone who continues to follow GSM Production(stupid if you ask me) I'm sorry that We have not told you the truth about where your money goes that has been given to us at the door. support us, and stick around even when we’ve been quiet (so for a lack of better words— F**K you). We truly hate every single one of you.Nothing but a bunch of whiney ass pansys.
We’re sorry we haven’t had much to share this year. Like I said too busy stealing and lying about it to give two f***s about what our followers want.We will no longer be accepting anyone to play for us. We are moving on to bigger and better places. Like away from here. Shelbyville smells like a prostitutes coin purse.
We're OUT
GSM Production
