10/14/2026
AUDITIONS FOR A TUNA CHRISTMAS
Sunday, Oct. 11th, 3pm - 5pm
Monday, Oct. 12th, 6:00 - 8:00pm
CALLBACKS
Tuesday, Oct. 13th, 6:30 - 8:30pm
Actors will be asked to read from the script. For those who want them, audition sides will be available for
pick-up at Theater Bartlesville, Thurs., Fri., Sat., Oct. 1st - 3rd, 5 - 7pm.
Rehearsals will begin Monday, Nov. 2nd, and the show will run December 17th - 20th.
It’s a busy time of year. Please don’t audition if you plan to be out of town a lot in November/December.
A Tuna Christmas is a comedy set in the fictional town of Tuna, Texas. The plot centers on the town's annual Christmas Yard Display Contest. A mysterious "Christmas Phantom," known for vandalizing the yard displays, has the contestants and the town on edge.
Stanley Bumiller is attempting to end his probation and leave Tuna, Bertha Bumiller is struggling to hold her family together, and Joe Bob Lipsey is fighting to mount his production of A Christmas Carol despite the town secretary threatening to turn the lights off due to unpaid bills.
The play is an affectionate commentary and hilarious satire of small-town life and attitudes. Each character must have a heart, soul, and mind (even though some may be larger than others).
Please go for a Texas accent.
A TUNA CHRISTMAS Characters:
Arles Struvie: Local OKKK radio station news host. He is divorced and has his eye on Bertha Bumiller.
Thurston Wheelis: OKKK radio host with partner, Arles Struvie
Bertha Bumiller: A long-suffering wife and mother trying to hold her chaotic family together.
Stanley Bumiller: Bertha’s son, a young man on probation, trying to leave Tuna.
Charlene Bumiller: Bertha’s angsty, angry young teenage daughter who has a crush on director, Joe Bob Lipsey.
Jody Bumiller: Bertha's sweet, eccentric pre-teen son
Vera Carp: a self-righteous affluent snob who has won the annual Christmas Yard Display Contest 14 times in a row. She is the leader of the S**t Snatchers.
Joe Bob Lipsey: The "not-the-marrying-kind" director of the Tuna Little Theater's troubled production of A Christmas Carol
Didi Snavely: The tough-talking owner of the local am******on shop.
R.R. Snavely: Didi’s eccentric husband, suspected of being the local "Christmas Phantom.”
Petey Fisk: A gentle, devoted local animal lover.
Aunt Pearl Burras: A quirky elderly resident who raises chickens and occasionally poisons dogs.
Inita Goddwin: Colorful, tough waitress at the Tasty Krème.
Helen Bedd: Inita’s flirty co-worker and best friend
Dixie Dewberry: Tuna City Secretary, a cantankerous old woman with a black belt in karate
Sheriff Givens: The local law enforcement officer keeping an eye on the holiday madness
Elmer Watkins: a local Klan spokesperson
Leonard Childers: philandering, on-air host of OKKK shopping show
Ike Thompson: a not too bright road construction worker
Farley Burkhalter: a Yosemite Sam type, he barely reaches the counter at the Tasty Kreme
Phoebe: Farley’s wife, she too is quite small, but she has very big hair.
Garland Poteet: soda delivery man and one of Inita’s boyfriends