The Ivy League of Comedy

01/06/2026

Comedy fans-We are presenting a GREAT show in NYC Wednesday Jan 28th, with Cory Kahaney, Al Lubel, Ophira Eisenberg, Myq Kaplan and Shaun Eli Breidbart. Together they have probably two dozen late-night TV appearances, plus America's Got Talent. One WON Star Search. Tickets here:

Starring Al Lubel (12 late-night TV spots, Star Search WINNER), Myq Kaplan (Tonight Show, AGT), Cory Kahaney (Colbert, Letterman) + 2 more

11/20/2025

On tour with Kerri Louise and Andy Pitz with Armed Forces Entertainment for eleven days.
I email them the day before to talk about luggage.
My suitcase is 46 lbs but 9 of it is flyers to give out.
One writes back, will be over the 50 lb weight limit and will have to pay extra to check luggage.
The other writes back, will just put everything into a carry-on.
The first comic's comment: You're a packing god!
I said: Or a total slob.

09/11/2025

If you need proof that I'm a better writer than performer, look here:
https://youtu.be/1lPRmTV1ZXQ
(I wrote the dialogue)
-Shaun Eli
Kerri Louise Cotter Shaun Eli Breidbart

I wrote this in about five minutes, proving I'm a much better writer than actor... ...

08/12/2025

NJ people! Great show on Thursday in Ft. Lee. With me (Shaun Eli Breidbart) hilarious colleagues Frank Vignola Comedian and Kerri Louise Cotter at the Barrymore Film Center. Tickets here: https://barrymorefilmcenter.easy-ware-ticketing.com/generaladmission/J2uZ3v6n59pfugkcfQfdKQ

We'll also take audience questions, but before that Kerri and I will be recording a short video promo for our upcoming Armed Forces Entertainment tour. We'll be going to such dangerous war zones as The Bahamas and Curacao. I hope you all appreciate our sacrifice.

07/20/2025

Sometimes when I buy beer at the self checkout, an employee comes over and types in 1/1/2000 for my birthday instead of asking for ID, and I'm just glad they didn't type in 1/1/1900.

07/06/2025

Friends! Enemies who root for my failure! Anybody else!
Super show this Thursday on Long Island. Me plus three hilarious colleagues, all of whom have performed stand-up comedy on late-night TV. Information and tickets here:

06/11/2025

A guy just set a world record for playing golf for 35 hours. Well, 4 hours of golf followed by 31 hours of bragging.

06/11/2025

A guy just set a world record for playing golf for 35 hours. I don't understand; that's how long it takes me to finish playing 18 holes.

04/15/2025

Wow, my accounting joke has passed 10,000 views on youtube. While that's nothing compared to plenty of other comedians, it means something to me.
-Shaun Eli

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04/07/2025

I don't know why everyone is complaining. My stocks are doing great! Here's what I own:
15 rolls of paper towels
20 rolls of toilet paper
400 bottles of wine
Well-stocked liquor cabinet
10 lbs oatmeal
30 lbs various types of flour including pizza flour
Several jars of pizza sauce

03/06/2025

"Shaun, I want to introduce you to the world's leading bioengineer."
"Who is it?"
"It's the guy over there in the blue shirt."
"Somehow I thought the world's leading bioengineer would be taller."

02/26/2025

Apparently Spirit is the only airline without a fatality?
So many punchlines:
Of course, it's hard to crash your planes if they never get off the ground.
No fatalities? They must mean aviation fatalities because I'm sure there have been dozens of homicides and suicides by people flying Spirit.
Nobody has died flying Spirit, although many have wished for it.
That's because the e-coli in their food kills itself when it finds out it's flying Spirit.