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Everyone is raising. Someone has to be investing it.LA Tech Week Oct 12–18 · Santa Monica.Your week. Minus the 6 AM runs...
10/11/2026

Everyone is raising. Someone has to be investing it.

LA Tech Week Oct 12–18 · Santa Monica.
Your week. Minus the 6 AM runs.

Mon: GP/LP breakfast (invite) + Mucker AI & entertainment + a16z/HSBC/Fenwick
Tue: Physical AI or Creative AI + J.P. Morgan sunset
Thu: IPO window + Building Beyond Earth

It’s a marathon. Skip the sunrise cardio.

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10/09/2026

Multifamily real estate crises…created by euphoria or just bad analysis…

My retirement plan had fewer hard hats.And considerably more piña coladas. I pictured slow mornings.Coffee by the ocean....
10/09/2026

My retirement plan had fewer hard hats.

And considerably more piña coladas.

I pictured slow mornings.
Coffee by the ocean.
Maybe a walk before the sun got serious.


Instead:
A special assessment meeting.
Another repair estimate.
Someone explaining why the original budget has tripled.


Before you buy beachfront, inspect the building's financial health as carefully as you inspect the kitchen.

You worked hard for the oceanfront lifestyle.

Let's find a property that lets you enjoy it.

LasOlasRealtyMgmt.com

There’s always that street.A little scruffy. A little weird. Vintage shops with questionable opening hours. A bookstore ...
10/05/2026

There’s always that street.

A little scruffy. A little weird. Vintage shops with questionable opening hours. A bookstore that somehow survives. Coffee served in cups that don’t match. A record store. A guy selling something you’re not entirely sure is legal, valuable, or from this decade.

And somehow, it works.

People come because the street has a vibe.

You walk. You browse. You hang around. You buy something you absolutely did not leave the house intending to buy.

Then somebody discovers the vibe.

First come the cool brands.

“We love the authenticity of the neighborhood.”

Of course you do.

Then come the investors.

They love the authenticity too. Particularly the rent-growth potential of the authenticity.

Rents go up.

The vintage store disappears.

The weird little shop disappears.

The woman who has been selling the same obscure thing there since 1987 disappears.

But don’t worry.

A national lifestyle brand has arrived to celebrate the neighborhood’s unique character.

Then another.

Then another.

Then the restaurants arrive.

Then the $9 coffee.

Then the $18 toast.

Then somebody opens a store selling vintage-looking things that are brand new.

We have now successfully replaced the vintage stores with stores selling the idea of vintage stores.

Progress.

And for a while, the street looks fantastic.

Big-name tenants. Beautiful storefronts. Restaurants packed. Tourists walking around. Locals walking around. Influencers photographing themselves walking around.

VIBE CHECK:

Still cool. ✓

FOOT TRAFFIC:

Excellent. ✓

SHOPPING BAGS:

Wait.

Where are the shopping bags?

Because eventually you notice something strange.

Everybody is there.

Nobody seems to be buying anything.

People walk into the national stores, look around, touch a sweater, check the price, possibly check the same sweater online...

and walk back out.

The street has become incredibly successful at attracting people and increasingly questionable at converting them into customers.

And somewhere in a corporate presentation, somebody is explaining that the location provides “important brand visibility.”

Which is corporate for:

**Yes, we had a store there.**

But were you really there there?

Because the funny thing about cool neighborhoods is that the cool was never the buildings.

It wasn’t the national tenants.

It wasn’t the investor deck.

It wasn’t even the foot traffic.

It was the strange collection of people and businesses that gave you a reason to stay.

You can raise the rents.

You can upgrade the storefronts.

You can curate the tenant mix.

You can even put **AUTHENTIC** in the leasing brochure.

But once you price out the people who created the thing everyone came looking for...

you’re not leasing the vibe anymore.

You’re leasing its memory.

Can you rebuild in under three years?Across Pacific Palisades, Brentwood and Malibu, yes — but the window depends on thr...
10/04/2026

Can you rebuild in under three years?

Across Pacific Palisades, Brentwood and Malibu, yes — but the window depends on three decisions made early.

The permit path. The City and County have built an expedited lane for like-for-like reconstructions: a new residence on the original footprint, within the pre-fire envelope, conforming to Chapter 7A fire-hardening. The Mayor's Emergency Executive Order waives permit and plan-check fees, and recovery staff triage these ahead of the general queue.

If your prior architect's plans are available, if you keep your prior footprint, and if you adopt current Chapter 7A assemblies, plan check runs three-to-five months instead of six-to-twelve. Pre-approved plan sets compress it further — weeks, not months. Modify the design and the project exits the expedited lane.

The accelerated method — four pieces, simultaneous.

Design. Prior footprint. Chapter 7A absorbed.
Finishes. Pre-selected and sourced before permit issuance. Finishes decided in month fourteen is a rebuild finished in month thirty-two.
Team. GC and every trade sequenced and committed in advance. Contractor capacity across the Westside and coast is the hardest constraint.
Management. One owner's representative, weekly cadence against baseline schedule.

Coordinated correctly: twenty-four to thirty months.

What Coastal Investments manages. Asset management and construction management, single engagement. Asset side: lot underwriting, title, Chapter 7A clearance, debris-removal certificate, insurance, tax advisory, holding costs. Construction side: architect, plan check, finishes procurement, GC and trade sequencing, inspections, certificate of occupancy. We hold the schedule, the budget and the weekly build meeting.

Work completed at REALfiModel underwrites each project before groundbreaking — schedule, budget, financing, exit — so you see the full picture before committing.

Four vendors in parallel produce a four-year project. One owner's representative holding the whole plan produces a two-year one.

Multifamily real estate deal review…
10/04/2026

Multifamily real estate deal review…

10/01/2026

Thursday retail activity is barren, so really no need to worry about the 11.25% sales tax in Santa Monica’s…unless the sales tax increase to pay for the street monitors

 # It's Time to Put Your 5% Cap Rate Deal Where It Belongs: In a Time Capsule Next to Your Beanie Babies*A 2026 Real Est...
09/29/2026

# It's Time to Put Your 5% Cap Rate Deal Where It Belongs: In a Time Capsule Next to Your Beanie Babies

*A 2026 Real Estate Reality Check*

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Listen, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news at your Tuesday morning investment committee meeting, but we need to have a talk. An intervention, really. Because somewhere out there, right now, some poor soul in a Patagonia vest is still putting together a pitch deck for a "value-add multifamily opportunity" with a stabilized 5.2% cap rate, and frankly, I'm concerned for everyone involved.

The US 10-year Treasury is sitting pretty at 5.0%+ (and let's be honest, it's flirting with 5.3% after that last CPI print that made Jerome Powell's eye twitch), inflation is running hotter than my laptop trying to run a DCF model, and yet here we are, still pretending that 5% cap rates make sense.

They don't. They never really did. But *especially* not now.

The Mathematics of Denial

Let me paint you a picture of my morning. I woke up at 8:47 AM (don't judge me, I'm working from home). I rolled out of bed, stumbled to my kitchen in my pajama pants that have little tacos on them (I'm 37 years old, by the way), and made myself a mediocre pour-over coffee. Total time investment: 8 minutes. Physical exertion: minimal. Risk of catastrophic plumbing failure: zero. Risk of tenant calling me about said plumbing failure: zero.

Then I checked my brokerage account where my Treasury ladder is quietly, boringly, predictably earning me 5.1%.

No property management company taking 8% off the top. No capex surprises. No "Hey, the roof has reached the end of its useful life" conversations. No insurance renewals that look like ransom notes. Just me, my taco pajamas, and government-guaranteed income that requires exactly zero phone calls to HVAC technicians.

So please, *please*, explain to me why I should get dressed, drive to a bank, negotiate a 70% LTV loan at 7.5%, hire a property manager, worry about occupancy rates, and take on actual risk for... *checks notes*... 5.2% unlevered returns?

Make it make sense. I'll wait.

The "But It's Different" Defense

Now, I know what you're going to say. I've heard it at every broker happy hour (which now costs $24 for a vodka soda, by the way, because inflation isn't just in the CPI—it's in my credit card statement):

**"But it's REAL ESTATE! It's tangible! It's inflation-protected!"**

Okay, Chad. Let's talk about that.

First, real estate being "tangible" has not historically been a selling point when the roof is tangibly leaking, or when your tenant has tangibly decided that paying rent is optional, or when you're tangibly standing in a tangible puddle of tangible sewage backup at 2 AM.

Second, the "inflation hedge" argument. I'll grant you this—real estate *can* be an inflation hedge. But you know what's a better inflation hedge right now? The actual real rate I'm getting on a TIPS (Treasury Inflation-Protected Securities) while sitting here in my taco pants, watching The Great British Bake Off, not once thinking about declining NOI because three of my commercial tenants decided to "go remote forever" after the 2024-2025 office apocalypse continued its victory lap.

Third—and this is the kicker—your "inflation-protected" rent growth assumptions are adorable. You really think you're getting 3.5% annual rent bumps in this environment? Have you *met* 2026? We've got wage growth finally cooling, consumer spending looking shaky, and a whole generation of renters who've discovered that living with roommates until age 34 is not just acceptable but "financially savvy" and "good for the environment."

The Leverage Trap (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Being Called Conservative)

"Ah, but what about leverage?" I hear you cry. "With leverage, I can juice those returns!"

Oh, sweet summer child.

Yes, let's talk about leverage in the year of our Lord 2026, when the Fed has finally admitted that maybe they cut rates too enthusiastically back in late 2024, and now we're dealing with the consequences. Where commercial real estate loans are pricing at 7-8% for the good stuff (and let's not even discuss what you're paying if your property is in a secondary market or has any hair on it whatsoever).

So let's do the math, which is my favorite kind of self-harm:

You buy a property at a 5% cap rate. Let's say it's $10 million, generating $500K in NOI. You're feeling spicy, so you go 70% LTV—that's $7 million of debt at, let's be generous, 7.5%. That's $525,000 in annual debt service.

Wait.

Your debt service is... *more than your NOI?*

"But the loan is interest-only!" you sputter into your oat milk latte.

Okay, fine. Interest only gets you to $490K. You're cash flowing $10K a year on $3 million of equity. That's a 0.3% cash-on-cash return.

For that kind of return, I could literally keep my money in a savings account at Ally Bank and somehow still come out ahead, plus I'd get a fun little app with encouraging messages about my savings goals.

But sure, tell me more about how leverage is your friend. Your friend is currently ghosting you and posting Instagram stories with your ex.

The "Value-Add" Fairy Tale

Now we get to my favorite part of the delusion Olympics: the value-add pitch.

This is where brokers (and honestly, some of us should know better) present a building that's currently a 5% cap rate but with some "light repositioning"—usually meaning painting the lobby, maybe adding a "coworking space" (it's 2026, we're still doing this?), and updating the website—it'll suddenly be a 6.5% cap rate!

The pitch deck always has the same beautiful waterfall chart showing how, with just $2 million in renovations and 18 months of "stabilization," you'll create $8 million in value!

Except, and I'm just spitballing here, what if literally anything goes wrong?

What if construction costs, which have been about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake, keep climbing? What if your contractor timeline of 18 months actually means 28 months? (It will.) What if by the time you've finished your "value-add" renovations, the market has shifted, cap rates have expanded another 75 basis points, and suddenly your entire value creation thesis is completely underwater?

You know what value I can add to my Treasury portfolio? Absolutely none. And that's *perfect*. It requires no value-add. It's already all the value it needs to be.

The Psychological Comfort of Doing Something

Here's where I'll get slightly more serious (but only slightly, because we're all still wearing our metaphorical taco pajamas here).

I think a lot of the resistance to accepting that 5% cap rates are dead comes from a deep, human need to feel like we're *doing something*. Real estate investors are doers. We're action-oriented. We like tours and site visits and renovation plans and pro formas that have seventeen tabs and assumptions that would make an economist weep.

Buying a Treasury feels passive. It feels like you're admitting defeat. Like you're sitting on the sidelines while everyone else is out there making *moves*.

But here's the thing: sometimes sitting on the sidelines IS the move. Sometimes the best investment decision is the one you don't make. Sometimes watching everyone else overpay for mediocre assets while you clip 5%+ coupons is exactly the right call.

Warren Buffett has approximately $325 billion in Treasury Bills right now (the number fluctuates, but it's absolutely bonkers). Is Warren Buffett in his taco pajamas? Probably not—he seems like more of a traditional plaid situation—but the principle stands. When there are no good pitches, you don't swing.

But What About [Insert Market Here]?

Someone always brings up the exception. "What about Phoenix?" or "What about Nashville?" or "What about that one tertiary market that had 8% population growth last quarter?"

Look, I'm not saying there are *no* markets where deals make sense. I'm saying that if you're underwriting to a 5% cap rate *anywhere* right now, you're not being properly compensated for risk. Period.

If you're in a genuinely high-growth market with strong demographic tailwinds, constrained supply, and robust job growth, then your entry cap rate should be... lower than 5%? Is that what you're saying? Are you arguing for 4.5% cap rates? Because I have some bad news about how far I can go in my criticism.

Alternatively, if you're arguing that your market can support much higher rent growth and therefore a 5% cap rate is actually conservative, then... okay, but your exit cap rate assumptions better account for the fact that by the time you sell, rates might be even higher than they are now, and whoever you're selling to will have even *less* reason to accept compressed cap rates.

The Office Space in the Room

We should probably address the elephant wearing business casual: the office sector.

Remember when we all thought offices would come back after COVID? That 2022 would be the return? Then 2023? Then 2024? Well, it's 2026, and I have some updates: they didn't.

Office utilization in major metros is still hovering around 60-70% of pre-pandemic levels on a good week. Companies have discovered that paying for empty floors is stupid, so they're not renewing leases. The sublease market has more space than a Taylor Swift concert has friendship bracelets.

And yet, I still see office buildings trading at 5-6% cap rates in some markets, predicated on assumptions like "return to office mandates will increase occupancy" and "flight to quality will fill our Class A space."

Friends. Colleagues. Fellow sufferers of spreadsheet-induced eye strain.

No.

The office sector needs to reprice. Massively. We're talking 8-10% cap rates *minimum* for quality stuff, and honestly, for Class B and C buildings in secondary markets? I don't even know. 12%? 15%? Does anyone actually want to buy them, or should we just start converting them to datacenters or pickleball complexes?

If you're looking at an office building at a 5% cap rate in 2026, you're not an investor. You're a philanthropist who hasn't filed the paperwork yet.

Retail: The Zombie That Won't Die

Retail deserves its own section because somehow, impossibly, there are still retail deals trading at 5-6% cap rates, usually justified by having a Starbucks or a Chipotle with 8 years remaining on the lease.

"But it's net leased!" they say. "The tenant pays everything!"

Cool story. What happens in year nine when Chipotle decides they're going all-digital and don't need this location anymore? What happens when that "prime intersection" becomes less prime because traffic patterns changed, or the highway got rerouted, or everyone in the neighborhood decided they're doing keto now and Chipotle doesn't fit their macros?

Single-tenant net lease retail at a 5% cap rate is just a Treasury bond with more steps and way more downside. At least the Treasury doesn't require parking lot resurfacing every ten years.

Industrial: The Last Sane Sector (Until It Wasn't)

Industrial was the darling of the pandemic era. E-commerce boom! Last-mile delivery! Supply chain reshoring! Everyone wanted warehouse space, and cap rates compressed faster than cargo pants going out of style (which, despite all evidence, they keep trying to do).

But here in 2026, we've learned some things:

1. E-commerce growth has moderated considerably
2. Companies over-leased space in 2021-2022 and are now trying to sublet
3. Turns out you can build warehouses pretty quickly when there's demand, and supply has caught up
4. Not every warehouse is "last-mile" just because it's near a residential area, Karen

Good industrial space in strong markets can still pencil, but if you're looking at a 5% cap rate on a 30-year-old warehouse in a secondary market because the rent roll shows one tenant (that does something vaguely related to e-commerce), you should probably keep looking.

Or, and I'm just throwing this out there, you could buy a Treasury and not worry about whether Amazon decides to consolidate its distribution network.

Multifamily: The "Safe" Play That Isn't

Ah, multifamily. The forever asset class. Because people always need a place to live, right?

Sure. But they don't always need to live in *your* overpriced, overly-amenitized, "luxury" apartment building.

The multifamily sector spent 2021-2023 building at a pace that would make a rabbit blush. Every developer and their cousin decided that apartment buildings were the sure thing. And now, in many markets, we're seeing:

- Massive new supply hitting the market
- Concessions everywhere (First two months free! Free parking! We'll pay *you* to live here!)
- Rent growth that's not just stagnant but actually declining in some markets
- Operating expenses that continue to climb faster than rent growth

The "everyone needs housing" argument is true, but it ignores the fact that 23-year-old college grads can just move back in with their parents (and are doing so in record numbers), or that people can live with roommates, or that when faced with 2026 rents, some people are choosing to move to cheaper cities entirely.

If you're looking at multifamily at a 5% cap rate, you're betting that:
1. Rent growth will return to 3-4% annually
2. Expenses will stabilize (they won't)
3. No new supply will enter your market (it will)
4. Nothing bad will happen (something bad always happens)

Is that really a bet you want to make for a 5% return when the alternative is... *gestures vaguely at Treasury yields*?

"But I'm a Real Estate Investor, This Is What I Do"

I get it. I really do.

You've spent your career building expertise in real estate. You have a team, relationships, a track record. You can't just pivot to managing a bond portfolio—that's not your skill set, and frankly, it sounds boring as hell.

But here's the uncomfortable truth: sometimes the best use of your skills is knowing when *not* to deploy them.

If you're a long-term holder and you own good real estate with favorable financing that you locked in years ago, great! Hold it. Enjoy your 2021-era 3.5% mortgage while the rest of us weep into our refinancing applications.

But if you're looking at *new acquisitions* right now at 5% cap rates? That's not being a savvy investor. That's being stubborn. There's a difference between discipline and denial, and I'm worried we've crossed that line.

The Opportunity Cost Is Killing You (But You're Too Busy to Notice)

Let's talk about what you're giving up by chasing 5% cap rates when risk-free rates are 5%+.

First, you're giving up liquidity. If you need your money back from a Treasury, you sell it. Done. Takes about 30 seconds. If you need your money back from a commercial building? Good luck. Hope you like waiting 12-18 months and accepting whatever bid comes in, if any bid comes in at all.

Second, you're giving up simplicity. I've spent exactly zero hours this month dealing with property issues, because I don't own property. You know what I did instead? I went hiking. I read books. I spent time with family. I engaged in this radical concept called "having a life." Meanwhile, property owners are dealing with the great HVAC shortage of 2026 (don't get me started) and insurance renewals that require a sacrifice to the underwriting gods.

Third, you're giving up optionality. Money in Treasuries can be redeployed quickly when opportunities arise. Money locked up in a mediocre property at a 5% cap rate is just... stuck there. Earning 5%. While you hope nothing breaks.

The opportunity cost isn't just financial—it's your time, your stress levels, and your ability to be nimble when the market inevitably shifts.

When Will It Make Sense Again?

The question everyone actually wants answered: when do we get back in?

The honest answer? I don't know. Nobody does. Anyone who tells you they do is either lying or selling something (or both).

But I can tell you what needs to happen for real estate to be attractive relative to risk-free rates:

**Either:**
- Risk-free rates need to come down significantly (think 3-3.5% on the 10-year), OR
- Real estate cap rates need to expand by 200-300 basis points across most asset classes

Could rates come down? Sure. If inflation gets back under control and stays there, the Fed might cut rates more aggressively. But given that we're in 2026 and inflation keeps doing this annoying thing where it pretends to be defeated and then pops back up like a horror movie villain, I'm not holding my breath.

Could cap rates expand? Absolutely. In fact, they probably *should*, and eventually market forces will win. Sellers are still largely in denial, holding onto their 2021 valuations like they're emotional support animals. But as more debt matures, as more properties hit actual stress (not just "the owner is grumpy about valuations" but real, "we can't make our loan payments" stress), pricing will adjust.

Distressed sales will happen. Foreclosures will happen. Bank-owned properties will hit the market. And *that's* when we'll see real cap rates that reflect actual risk.

My guess? We're 12-24 months away from really compelling opportunities. But I've been wrong before (just ask my ex-wife, or my performance in the 2019 office March Madness bracket).

The Behavioral Problem

Here's what's really happening: we've got a whole generation of real estate investors who've only ever known declining cap rates and easy money. From 2010 to 2021, you could basically buy anything and refinance your way to prosperity. Cap rates compressed for over a decade. Real estate went up because, well, it just *did*.

That environment created some really bad habits:
- Underwriting to best-case scenarios
- Assuming perpetual cap rate compression
- Betting on refinancing rather than cash flow
- Treating appreciation as a right rather than a bonus

Now we're in a different world, and a lot of people simply haven't adjusted their mental models. They're still looking at deals through a 2019 lens, when 5% cap rates actually made sense relative to a 2% 10-year Treasury.

The problem is that the market has changed, but our egos haven't. Nobody wants to admit they missed the cycle peak. Nobody wants to sit out. Nobody wants to tell their investors "Sorry, we're just going to park in Treasuries for 18 months while we wait for sense to return to the market."

But that's exactly what we should be doing.

A Brief Word on Private Equity and Institutional Money

The institutional players deserve special mention here, because they're often the ones still transacting at ridiculous cap rates, and they're setting the comps that everyone else looks at.

"But the Blackstones and Starwoods of the world are still buying!" you might say.

Yes. And they're playing a different game than you are.

First, they've got cheap capital from pension funds and sovereign wealth funds that are locked up for 10+ years. Their LPs can't really pull their money even if things go sideways short-term.

Second, they've got scale advantages that you don't. Their property management is in-house and efficient. They negotiate better terms on everything from insurance to CapEx.

Third, and this is crucial: they're often buying to deploy capital, not because the returns are compelling. When you've raised a $15 billion fund and promised to put it to work, you *have* to buy stuff, even if the pricing isn't great. It's an AUM game as much as a returns game.

You, dear reader, presumably don't have that problem. You can choose to do nothing. And that's a superpower that you should use.

What You Should Actually Be Doing

Okay, I've been snarky for several thousand words. Let me be constructive for a moment:

**If you're sitting on cash right now:**
- Build a Treasury ladder across different maturities
- Maybe keep some powder dry in short-term instruments so you can move quickly when opportunities arise
- Network like crazy—the best deals in the next cycle will go to people with relationships, not people trolling LoopNet
- Use this time to educate yourself on whatever you've been meaning to learn but never had time for

**If you own real estate:**
- If you have favorable fixed-rate financing, hold on tight and don't do anything stupid
- Shore up your reserves—you'll need them
- Build relationships with your tenants—retention is going to be crucial
- Don't believe your own appraisals; know what your property is *actually* worth in today's market

**If you're a developer:**
- I'm sorry. I don't have good news for you. Maybe look into that pickleball complex conversion idea?

**If you absolutely must buy real estate right now:**
- Target 8%+ cap rates minimum
- Underwrite conservatively (1-2% rent growth, 4-5% expense growth)
- Only use low leverage, and only if you can get great terms
- Have a real, non-delusional value-add angle (not "we'll paint the lobby")
- Make sure you can survive even if you're wrong about everything

The Silver Lining (Yes, There Is One)

Here's the good news: this too shall pass.

Real estate has been through cycles before. It will go through cycles again. In a few years, we'll look back at 2026 and laugh about how scared everyone was (or cry about how much money we lost, depending on our choices).

The investors who stay disciplined now, who don't overpay for mediocre assets, who preserve capital and wait for genuine opportunities—those are the investors who will crush it in the next cycle.

And when cap rates do finally expand to reasonable levels—when you can get 8% cap rates on good properties in good markets—that's when you back up the truck. That's when you use all those banking relationships you've been nurturing. That's when you deploy capital aggressively.

But that time is not now.

Now is the time to wear your taco pajamas, make your pour-over coffee (or your trashy Keurig coffee—I don't judge), watch your Treasury portfolio compound at 5%+, and wait.

The deals will come. They always do.

A Final Thought

Look, I'm not saying real estate is dead. Far from it. Real estate has been one of the greatest wealth-building tools in human history, and it will continue to be.

But the specific environment we're in right now—with 5%+ risk-free rates and 5% cap rates on property—makes no sense. The math doesn't work. The risk-reward is broken.

And I know it feels bad to sit on the sidelines. I know your competitors are still doing deals (or at least claiming they are on LinkedIn). I know you feel like you're "missing out."

But you're not missing out on deals. You're missing out on mediocre returns, concentrated risk, and sleepless nights worrying about whether your tenant is going to renew their lease.

Is that really so bad?

So here's my advice, from one investor to another, from one person in pajamas to another (I'm assuming—if you're reading this in actual pants, I apologize for my presumption):

Put the 5% cap rate deals to bed. Tuck them in. Say goodnight. Maybe light a lavender-scented candle for them if you're feeling sentimental.

And then go fetch that coffee, sit down with your brokerage statement showing those beautiful 5%+ Treasury yields, and smile.

You're earning the same return with zero work, zero risk, and maximum pajama time.

That's not losing. That's winning.

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*The author is long Treasury securities and comfortable pajamas, and short people's patience for bad deals. This is not investment advice, but it probably should be.*

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