Ryder Alknight

09/03/2026

08/31/2026

Still decompressing from this crazy wonderful insane weekend at Burlypicks. The impostor syndrome will tell you that when your friends and family tell you that you have a good routine, it's just them being polite and nice to you. It's wholly another thing to have a bunch of judges tell you (twice now with regionals and nationals) that you're an award winning performer. I still suck at being a winner, I got very few photos of myself over the weekend but as always Burlypicks is such an awesome experience. The camaraderie, the sheer talent, the community... I know a lot of people will tell you that burlesque is just a "business," and don't get me wrong, I'm not naive enough to tell you they're incorrect, it absolutely is... But the heart of burlesque is that we're all performers and artists with stories to tell. We want to make the world think, laugh, cry, feel, and yes... Maybe turned on a little in the process (even if that process causes confusing feelings Elder Alknight). We want people to experience humanity. It is such an amazing art form that I wish more people would embrace and share.

I'm infinitely grateful to the people that helped me get to where I am. Chula Morena For inviting me to dive into this crazy world, Caitlin For always encouraging and believing that I should compete with this routine, Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque for constantly giving me a place to create, polish, and a breeding ground for new artists and amazing shows. Burlypicks for giving me a second chance after backing out of Burlypicks 2025 to do the group number. And thank you to the community for continuing to be supportive and welcoming to an ex-Mormon like myself.

Thanks to Harley Harpurr, Fannie Sinclair, Lily Misfit, Dare for their advice, encouragement, friendship, and being an awesome crew of LA baddies.

I feel honored and hope I get to continue doing this wacky stuff, and bringing Elder Alknight to more people in the future.

And lastly thank you to everyone that has come to a show, thrown dollars at us, and celebrated this amazing art form.

Thank you.

07/11/2026

Sometimes I run light boards... It's very serious business!

07/11/2026

Having fun in the wasteland!

07/09/2026

🏴‍☠️☠️ Yo ho... it's a pirate's life for TEASE!
Set sail for Stripwrecked: Pirates of the Caribbean Burlesque at Harvelle's Long Beach on Saturday, July 11! Inspired by the beloved Disney attraction, this swashbuckling burlesque adventure is packed with daring pirates, enchanting sirens, mischievous rogues, and enough glitter to rival a chest full of treasure.

Expect unforgettable performances, incredible costumes, plenty of laughs, and a cheeky appearance from everyone's favorite Captain Jack Sparrow... plus the Redhead and a crew of dazzling buccaneers ready to steal your heart (and maybe your rum).

⚓ Two Shows: 8 PM & 10 PM
🍹 21+ | 2 Drink Minimum

Dead men tell no tales... but this cast definitely does. See you aboard! 🏴‍☠️

03/18/2026

TaranTEASE: A Quentin Tarantino Tribute is Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque at full throttle — a razor-sharp, high-style st******se love letter to the cult films, iconic characters, and twisted cool of Quentin Tarantino.
This is burlesque with bite: bold choreography, cinematic storytelling, killer looks, and unapologetic attitude collide in a world where vengeance is sexy, danger drips with glamour, and every tease feels like a slow-burn close-up.

Expect explosive moments, sly humor, unforgettable femme energy, and a soundtrack that hits like a needle drop at the perfect moment. From outlaw swagger to blood-red glamour and revenge-fantasy fantasy, TaranTEASE captures the seductive chaos, style, and swagger that made Tarantino’s universe legendary — then peels it down to the essentials.

Violent in spirit, playful in ex*****on, and dripping with Dirty Little Secrets attitude, TaranTEASE is a burlesque spectacle for film lovers, thrill-seekers, and anyone who likes their cinema with a little extra sin.

Doors open at 8pm

VIP Ticket Holders will be seated first, so if you want specific seating, please buy VIP.

Tipping is highly encouraged! $1's will be exchanged from 8-9:30pm in lobby!

This show is 18+

LOCATION
Illusion Magic Lounge, 1418 4th Street, Santa Monica, CA 90401

01/03/2026

Marvel After Dark is a supercharged burlesque spectacular where the universe’s boldest heroes and villains come to life.

💥 Marvel After Dark: A Burlesque Universe Unleashed
When the sun sets on the city, the universe’s most dazzling heroes and villains shed their armor — and their inhibitions. Marvel After Dark is a glitter-charged fusion of power, passion, and play, where every cape, mask, and cosmic secret hides a performer ready to steal the spotlight.

Step inside a world where the lines between strength and seduction blur, and the legendary universe you thought you knew comes alive in feathers, rhinestones, and attitude.

This isn’t your average comic book night — it’s a cinematic st******se of epic proportions. The Marvel Universe… reimagined for grown-ups.

📩 Ticket Questions? Email [email protected] — the venue won’t bite, but they also won’t handle our tickets.

21+

2 Drink Minimum

Tipping is highly encouraged

Tickets will be held until showtime, please arrive on time. We don't hold tables past 15 minutes.

Ticket questions: [email protected]