06/08/2026
BIG B***Y
by Dancetronauts
Warning: This track has been banned on 17 planets, outlawed in 4 star systems, and is currently under investigation by the Galactic Council for causing spontaneous twerking in zero gravity.
After crash-landing their bass-powered Strip Ship somewhere between the Orion Nebula Solstice and a suspiciously groovy black hole, the Dancetronauts received a transmission unlike any other:
“Big b***y detected.”
Unable to resist the call, the crew immediately abandoned all scientific objectives and embarked on a reckless intergalactic quest across the cosmos in pursuit of the legendary DancetroHotties™—the hottest go-go dancers ever to shake a moon, rock an asteroid, or cause a solar flare with a single hip movement.
From the dust storms of Burning Mars to the opulent dance temples of Planet Cheekonia-EDC3, the Dancetronauts blasted through space festivals, and alien beach parties searching for the mythical source of the universe’s most gravitationally significant phenomenon:
BIG. B***Y. ENERGY.
Powered by rocket fuel, poor decisions, and an unhealthy amount of bass, the crew encountered:
*Twerkasaurus Rexes from the Jurassic Galaxy
*Glow-in-the-dark Martian rave queens
*Cyborg go-go dancers with turbo-powered moonwalk capabilities
*The infamous Twin Moons B***y Brigade
*And one particularly dangerous Vegan dancer capable of creating tidal waves with a single ass clap.
As the bass intensified, scientists observed an impossible anomaly:
-The booties were generating their own gravitational field.
-Entire planets began orbiting dance floors.
-Comets changed direction.
-Three moons disappeared completely.
-Nobody knows where they went.
“Big B***y” is the official soundtrack to humanity’s greatest achievement and greatest mistake—a cosmic bass station odyssey celebrating the universal truth that no matter how advanced a civilization becomes, somebody, somewhere, is still chasing the finest b***y in the galaxy.
Dancetronauts don’t explore the universe because they have to.
They explore it because they heard there might be a bigger b***y on the next planet. 🚀🍑👽🎶
Now available on iTunes;
https://music.apple.com/us/album/big-b***y-single/6776670875
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