The Limo Diaries

07/14/2017

07/14/2017

A few leftover photos from the trip.

06/10/2017

It is with great sadness but also with optimism and unlimited courage that The Limo Diaries is pleased to announce:

🎉 We visited all 48 contiguous states in a stretch limo

A few days ago we crossed the Golden Gate Bridge (pictured) back into the unwashed prime real estate of San Francisco from whence we came. Eagles sang and a small crowd cheered.

We wish the best of luck to Big Bertha's eccentric new owner, Morty from Oakland, for whom this will be his fourth limo. He ran all of the others into the ground.

Thanks for everyone who hosted us, helped us out and generally made this trip both possible and unforgettable. Special shout out to Carly who supplied us with friends, a drivers hat and a constant stream of sarcasm.

Over and out,

👨🏻‍✈️ The Limo Diaries

05/29/2017

The Next Web wrote about us 🔥

05/26/2017

Today so far:

1. Pulled over by a sheriff for the first time (90mph)

2. Minor unscheduled contact with the back of a car while parking

3. Bart invented this new avant-garde fuelling technique

05/15/2017

YUGE props to Mike for letting us dock at his incredible events space 👌

05/12/2017

We found Bertha this morning. She thinks she's a truck. It's adorable.

05/10/2017

We stopped by The Harvard Lampoon to write some limo jokes. Too long to share here.

P.S. Bertha is back. It was just a blown fuse.

05/08/2017

Bertha refuses to start.

05/02/2017

Don't tell Bertha. We rode around in another vehicle.

04/29/2017

Luxuriously, we summited the highest peak east of the Mississippi River.