Tenderloin Xmas Hustler

Tenderloin Xmas Hustler Christmas musical parody, now in it's third year The hot-buttered elves are back to up-end your Holiday Season like never before!

Join Santa Bear, the tasty leather-boy Dominic, gender-plenty Holly Berry, tw***ie TC, and not-so Tiny Tim as they thwart the machinations of the evil Crystal Miss in Tenderloin Christmas Hustler!

12/18/2020

Poll: would anyone here want to see a low-rent recording of “Hustler” from 2011?

Before Xmas, there's Thanksgiving, so give thanks that you can stuff yourself with some Raya Light as   in: https://www....
11/11/2016

Before Xmas, there's Thanksgiving, so give thanks that you can stuff yourself with some Raya Light as in: https://www.goldstar.com/events/san-francisco-ca/absolutely-fabulous-live-episodes-tickets -times

Lest you think the furor over the hilarious '90s and '00s boozy BBC sitcom known as 'Ab Fab' has abated, the Royal British Comedy Theatre is back again with another randy, raucous live stage show of some of the series' best episodes. 'Absolutely Fabulous' followed the outrageous exploits of BFFs Edi...

"Merry Xmas, wh**es!" Bellowed the raspy, ruddy-but-willing Crackie Jackie. Alas, her cockles always warmed our hustler ...
12/25/2015

"Merry Xmas, wh**es!" Bellowed the raspy, ruddy-but-willing Crackie Jackie. Alas, her cockles always warmed our hustler . . . hearts. And though the new tech-johns, who find themselves combing our not-so-tender loins in search of our special 'Nogg, must wait another year for us to nourish their naughty, this year will be filled with a monthly ###mas teaser, because Christmas Hustlers work the pole year-round.

05/05/2015

If you're hearing wicked whispers of some elfin crew of hustlers commin' to town, well, you may be right. "Ya better watch out . . ."

12/22/2014

We're up to something both naughty and nice. Stay tuned this week!

Alas, we're "away FROM the manger" taking care of our families and missing the 'loin and our neighbors. We hope for a re...
12/23/2013

Alas, we're "away FROM the manger" taking care of our families and missing the 'loin and our neighbors. We hope for a reunion, but until then, we're only a wee bit battered by the holidays - - alot like our inspriations:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/22/antiques-roadshow-rudolph-santa_n_4488859.html?ir=HuffPost+Home

You thought those ratty old stockings your mom has been hanging since 1985 were the ultimate throwback to Christmas past, imagine looking through your attic and finding the claymation versions of Rudolph and Santa from the classic 1964 film "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer." One homeowner did. But it...

02/08/2013

So, is it too early to think about Xmas??

Merry Christmas, from the cast and crew (both Xmas past, present, and future!) and all of us at Tenderloin Christmas Hus...
12/25/2012

Merry Christmas, from the cast and crew (both Xmas past, present, and future!) and all of us at Tenderloin Christmas Hustler!

TC, a.k.a. Brian, inspires stonehearted Tiny Tim, a.k.a. Nick,, to a l***y leap for joy and faith in love.
12/21/2012

TC, a.k.a. Brian, inspires stonehearted Tiny Tim, a.k.a. Nick,, to a l***y leap for joy and faith in love.

Address

San Francisco, CA
94102

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 10am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+14153471329

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Tenderloin Xmas Hustler posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Share