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ILLUMINATI ILLUMINATI is a new video game, based on the award winning cult-classic from Steve Jackson Games. Coming soon to desktop and mobile! illuminati.game

Something tells us that a few fringe boycotts are going to do little to affect America's largest corporate behemoths in ...
05/26/2023

Something tells us that a few fringe boycotts are going to do little to affect America's largest corporate behemoths in the long-term.

Of the 600+ attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro, our favorite is the time the CIA filled a pretty seashell with explosi...
05/19/2023

Of the 600+ attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro, our favorite is the time the CIA filled a pretty seashell with explosives and tried to trick Castro into checking it out.

Absolute Wile E. Coyote level assassination plan.

Forget about the UFOs and the government agents with laser-scalpels.The only way to stop cattle mutilation is to fortify...
05/12/2023

Forget about the UFOs and the government agents with laser-scalpels.
The only way to stop cattle mutilation is to fortify the paddock, heavily arm the farmers, and clear all of the SSRIs out of the pasture.

Is it over? Is he gone? Can we all go back to our regularly scheduled television programing now?
05/08/2023

Is it over? Is he gone? Can we all go back to our regularly scheduled television programing now?

05/01/2023

Almost there! We'll let you all know as soon as the new update is up!

Our special thanks goes out to all of you friends and fans who've been so patient waiting for the update this week. It ...
04/28/2023

Our special thanks goes out to all of you friends and fans who've been so patient waiting for the update this week. It looks like everything is just about good to go, and we should be ready to update as scheduled on Monday!❤️👁️❤️

Looking for a new to play? Try , the game that WON'T send hired goons to your home to threaten your family when you ...
04/26/2023

Looking for a new to play? Try , the game that WON'T send hired goons to your home to threaten your family when you purchase it!
(We use unmanned aerial drones for that.)

Fair & Balanced Media: now 15% more Fair & Balanced!
04/24/2023

Fair & Balanced Media: now 15% more Fair & Balanced!

UPDATE: Our eagle-eyed agents found a few subtle bugs which we want to make sure to iron out. That pushes our new rev a...
04/22/2023

UPDATE: Our eagle-eyed agents found a few subtle bugs which we want to make sure to iron out. That pushes our new rev against 's puzzle sale: not the best time to get attention with a major update. So expect it on May Day (5/1) instead!

Deepest apologies to everyone waiting on the big update right now! We're experiencing some technical issues that may no...
04/21/2023

Deepest apologies to everyone waiting on the big update right now!

We're experiencing some technical issues that may not end up resolved tonight.

Keep your 👁️ on us this weekend though, as we should be all clear to drop the price and launch that update!

Friends! Acolytes! Maniacs!You spoke, and the Secret Masters have listened!We've spent the past few months making nume...
04/19/2023

Friends! Acolytes! Maniacs!
You spoke, and the Secret Masters have listened!
We've spent the past few months making numerous improvements to and we will be revealing them this FRIDAY, along with a new LOW PRICE on !
Spread the word!

This is it, everyone! Get those taxes completed and in by tomorrow, 4/18! You KNOW what they'll do to you if you don't...
04/17/2023

This is it, everyone! Get those taxes completed and in by tomorrow, 4/18! You KNOW what they'll do to you if you don't!
Also, big announcement coming this week! Keep your 👁️ on us and tell your friends to follow!

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