Ryan Patrick Welsh

Ryan Patrick Welsh The Eighth Best Legs in San Francisco, RP (he/she/they) is an unapologetically q***r, SF-based artist

03/18/2026

Why Do The Wrong People Travel for The Q***r Beret’s 𝗖𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝗜𝗻 𝗗𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗽 at The Stud! ⁣
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🎶 by Noel ⁣Coward (dead) ⁣
🎥 by .naps⁣
👙 by ⁣
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🎹 by .bossert⁣
🎸 by ⁣
🪘 by ⁣
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***rberet

entering my ‘silly hats only’ phase
03/14/2026

entering my ‘silly hats only’ phase

03/13/2026

Ze Q***r Beret lives!

Ahoy ye sexy, scalliwags 🏴‍☠️ , sirens 🧜‍♀️ & seamen 💦 ! It’s all hands on dick 🍆 & ankles away 👢 as The Q***r Beret lea...
03/11/2026

Ahoy ye sexy, scalliwags 🏴‍☠️ , sirens 🧜‍♀️ & seamen 💦 ! It’s all hands on dick 🍆 & ankles away 👢 as The Q***r Beret leaves port and sets sail 🛥️ into uncircumcised water ! On Ryan Patrick’s Cruise Ship for Cruisers, Other Cruisers, And Those Who Don’t Identify as Cruisers; and, also, Non-Binaries, 👯 we’re celebrating the many pleasures of cruising culture 👄 . Help us make great headway as we navigate tight berths 🕳️ , check out tackle 🎣 and ride the swell 🌊 . Peek through our gaping porthole 🪟& see how upright your mast can get! Take a ride down the water slide 🛝 right into the All-you-can-eat butt-fet, 🍑 with our famous ba****ck ribs. 😋 Butt keep it tight queens, we ask no bloomin onions please! 🌹 Experience deck-defying entertainment featuring our house band, The Gruntz!, 🎸 a bevy of internationally tolerated singers, 🎙️ and an actual, god-damned magician 🪄 . So cm cruise 🛳️ your lil gay hearts 💞 out at The Q***r Beret; your timbers won’t be the only thing shivering! 🫦

There may even be some celebs on board… undercover 😉
….It’s not Tom Cruise.

Sunday, March 15th
Doors 6:30pm / Show 7:30
The Stud - 1123 Folsom St
Tickets in bio

Original poster concept by .jokes
Sea Decor by
FEATURING:
Your Cast & Crew:
🌟 Ryan Patrick Welsh (Cruising Director)
🌟 Phil Wong (1st Mate)
🌟 Kitty Litter (Lorna Love Coozer the Lovelorn Cruiser)
🌟 Andrew Evans (Actual Magician)
🌟 Bill Wicht (Your Captain)
🌟 Dick Drollinger (Not Tom Cruise)

Cruisin’ For A Blusin’ (The Gruntz!)
🌟 Noah Bossert - MD / Keys .bossert
🌟 Austin West - Bass
🌟 Nathaniel Welch - Drums

***r

02/18/2026

“Foggots For Life”. & I spend time with . ***r

01/26/2026

long island owl mom.

first half of 2025 with others⁣⁣1. always nye at oasis ⁣2. with the incredible gigi fontaine⁣3. camp baloney HUMP team! ...
01/15/2026

first half of 2025 with others⁣
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1. always nye at oasis ⁣
2. with the incredible gigi fontaine⁣
3. camp baloney HUMP team! (runners up)⁣
4. me & salmontha⁣
5. harris’ beautiful bday ⁣
6. sweet maggie in berkeley⁣
7. aaren & fossil in DC⁣
8. Ines & Kelly! ⁣
9. deadbeat sister karaoke ⁣
10. cornelius looking 4 a bump ⁣
11. when you finally meet another ryan ⁣
12. NICOLAS AND I FOR BEYONCE⁣
13. kendall whit kate max & the children ⁣
14. eternal style pal & designer Andie⁣
15. my May crew for SCRR 😭 ⁣
16. pop pop & grandma are reunited ⁣
17. four siblings and our fab cousin, Brett⁣
18. with olivia & idk someone who wanted a photo with us. ⁣
19. my dino divas may & madeline ⁣
20. all the dumbest hos

a simplistic year in review ⁣⁣1. a hotel in new york ⁣2. the mirror you know and love⁣3. less music, more mirror ⁣4. wif...
01/12/2026

a simplistic year in review ⁣
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1. a hotel in new york ⁣
2. the mirror you know and love⁣
3. less music, more mirror ⁣
4. wifey’s bathroom ⁣
5. make up test for SCRR⁣
6. still on hold at Quiche⁣
7. GAGA! ⁣
8. sunlight stoner in a living room ⁣
9. new yawkkk with madams ⁣
10. foghorn leghorn at oasis ⁣
11. saying goodbye to oasis [phew!]⁣
12. my virgin car birth at happy honda days⁣
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#2025 ***r⁣
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