Ryan Patrick Welsh

Ryan Patrick Welsh The Eighth Best Legs in San Francisco, RP (he/she/they) is an unapologetically q***r, SF-based artist

HAPPY HONDA DAYS⁣⁣it’s the honda day season and we’re celebrating by throwing a party for Ryan Patrick’s Dealership for ...
12/10/2025

HAPPY HONDA DAYS⁣
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it’s the honda day season and we’re celebrating by throwing a party for Ryan Patrick’s Dealership for Cars, Other Cars, and Those Who Don’t Identify as Cars; and, also, Non-Binaries at this Sunday evening! Come in your best/worst office party attire and help us keep an eye out for the evil Toyotathoners who are trying to steal our ‘Most Gender Confounding Dealership’ award! ⁣
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🎟️ available at the link in my bio! ⁣
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Band⁣bossert⁣
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12/05/2025

HAPPY HONDA DAYS! 🚗⁣
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Down at Ryan Patrick’s Dealership for Cars, Other Cars, And Those Who Don’t Identify as Cars; and, also, Non-Binaries we’re offering you BIG savings and celebration times! Cum experience the magic of Honda Day deals whilst simultaneously celebrating us winning ‘MOST GENDER CONFOUNDING DEALERSHIP’ in the hole trisexual state area! Also eff Toyotathon! ⁣
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🎟️ available at link in bio ⁣
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a show in eight wigs⁣⁣it’s been joyous little jaunt and full of laughs to bring a little q***r comedy to these holiday c...
11/29/2025

a show in eight wigs⁣
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it’s been joyous little jaunt and full of laughs to bring a little q***r comedy to these holiday classiques. thanks to this fun & easy cast, the oasis staff, our tech wizard and our directors & ! ⁣
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i’ve done four/five/six shows back to back at oasis since april and I wouldn’t have it any other way. ⁣
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thanks for allowing me to be the suspiciously large woman that I am. this will always be my home, whether it physically exists or not. ⁣
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Let’s Do The Time Warp One Last Time ⁣⁣⁣Divas, tonight we open The Rocky Horror Show for the last time at our sweet, swe...
10/09/2025

Let’s Do The Time Warp One Last Time ⁣
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Divas, tonight we open The Rocky Horror Show for the last time at our sweet, sweet Oasis and it’s a veritable soup of emotions. I’ve cried every night at dress rehearsal listening to sing I’m Going Home because I am overcome with my gratitude and love for the place I’ve called home for the last 7-8 years of my life. Q***r history teaches us that almost all our spaces are temporal. Any queen you talk to speaks of their golden ages during the reign of this party or that club. Goddess knows I will be one of these queens droning on to the next generation abouty glory days at Oasis. I still have many more sappy posts for you over the next few months we have yoy. ⁣
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It has been an honor to be part of this production for three years & be one of the Hallokween traditions for the SF q***r community. I love bringing this immersive, kooky version of the cult classic to mega fans and virgins alike. ⁣
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Also, I love this cast. Thanks for dealing with me from my c*nty corner. ⁣
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𝗪𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗨𝗡, but keep your eyes peeled 👀 because we may add a few dates! 🤭 ⁣
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The Narraratoress⁣
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10/05/2025

Thank you to .siyu for capturing my genuine reaction when I was caught getting paid to slay.

09/26/2025

Oh just having some fun backstage at Jurassiq Parq singing King Missile’s Detachable Pen5!

THE [INAUGURAL] Q***R BERET⁣⁣Well, Sunday night we finally birthed The Q***r Beret and honey, and boi oh girl was it a d...
09/17/2025

THE [INAUGURAL] Q***R BERET⁣
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Well, Sunday night we finally birthed The Q***r Beret and honey, and boi oh girl was it a dream! This whole process was a lesson in the art of letting go - letting go of my insanely perfection-striving anxiety and trusting myself, the band, the cast, the crew & the audience. What came out of that release was a truly joyous night for everyone there! One of the goals in starting this new cabaret series was to create a place for community both on and off the stage and it actually happened! ✨ ⁣
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Huge thanks to , my producer & dear friend whom I first pitched this too. Thanks for saying yes and dealing with all my crazy & insecurity. To .bossert for coming on next and music directing the s**t out of the show. for making our gorgeous sugn and associate producing! To my roomie, Naomi, in their grand SF performance debut, my gorgeous & talented sister, , and the hilarious . Oh yeah, and . You’re pretty okay. (jk love ya, you’re horrible). The Amazing musical skills of & ! And of course the whole team at The , including Will, Lindsey, and . And thank you to for making me look gorgeous and sparkly on stage as always! Love ya, diva! 🫶🏻 ⁣
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And to all the friends who came out and supported, THANK YOU. You remind me of why I love our city by the bay ever so much! ❤️ ⁣
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The Q***r Beret is planning to return this winter so keep your eyes & ears peeled for the update! 👩🏻‍🎤 ⁣
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📸 & 🎥 credit: ⁣
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ps. i’m so obsessed with this song and have wanted to bring it to q***rs in this country and it will always be the singalong finale of every Q***r Beret. It’s really the perfect q***r anthem for us night lifers⁣
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THE [INAUGURAL] Q***R BERET⁣⁣Well, Sunday night we finally birthed The Q***r Beret and honey, and boi oh girl was it a d...
09/17/2025

THE [INAUGURAL] Q***R BERET⁣
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Well, Sunday night we finally birthed The Q***r Beret and honey, and boi oh girl was it a dream! This whole process was a lesson in the art of letting go - letting go of my insanely perfection-striving anxiety and trusting myself, the band, the cast, the crew & the audience. What came out of that release was a truly joyous night for everyone there! One of the goals in starting this new cabaret series was to create a place for community both on and off the stage and it actually happened! ✨ ⁣
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Huge thanks to , my producer & dear friend whom I first pitched this too. Thanks for saying yes and dealing with all my crazy & insecurity. To .bossert for coming on next and music directing the s**t out of the show. for making our gorgeous sugn and associate producing! To my roomie, Naomi, in their grand SF performance debut, my gorgeous & talented sister, , and the hilarious . Oh yeah, and . You’re pretty okay. (jk love ya, you’re horrible). The Amazing musical skills of & ! And of course the whole team at The , including Will, Lindsey, and . And thank you to for making me look gorgeous and sparkly on stage as always! Love ya, diva! 🫶🏻 ⁣
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And to all the friends who came out and supported, THANK YOU. You remind me of why I love our city by the bay ever so much! ❤️ ⁣
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The Q***r Beret is planning to return this winter so keep your eyes & ears peeled for the update! 👩🏻‍🎤 ⁣
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📸 & 🎥 credit: ⁣
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ps. i’m so obsessed with this song and have wanted to bring it to q***rs in this country and it will always be the singalong finale of every Q***r Beret. It’s really the perfect q***r anthem for us night lifers⁣
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***rberet ***rberet

Triceraptors-Sized Jurassiq Dump⁣⁣We are closing out our wild 8 weeks of Jurassiq Parq, written by the unhinged & overly...
09/10/2025

Triceraptors-Sized Jurassiq Dump⁣
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We are closing out our wild 8 weeks of Jurassiq Parq, written by the unhinged & overly talented , and it’s been a real fu***ng blessing in my life. We’ve created a show that is truly dumb & truly fun that offers people a beautiful escape from the literal insanity of every day. Watching the audiences’ faces light up & sing along reminds my very salty-self of the magic that comes from choosing a life in which I make art. We also lucked out that every cast member and their swings are 10/10s and our backstage shenanigans rev me up every show. ⁣
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Thank you so much to the entire team that put this show on, from the tech team, to the cast, to the wonderful staff of Oasis. I am so lucky to have found family and friends and community in this wonderful place and to get to spend so much time with you all in our final months. I love each and every one of you. ⁣
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See you at The Parq, dino divas! 💋 ⁣
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Join us in welcuming The Q***r Beret to our wonderfully gay city of San Francisco! This new recurring q***r variety show...
09/09/2025

Join us in welcuming The Q***r Beret to our wonderfully gay city of San Francisco! This new recurring q***r variety show held at a favorite gay ass haunt, The Stud, is hosted by Ryan Patrick Welsh, aka The 8th Best Legs in San Francisco. The Q***r Beret celebrates live music, q***r community, and the dazzling abundance of bay area talent and creativity. Each themed quarterly show will be a veritable lazy susan of artistic expression– from cabaret to burlesque to games to poetry to who knows what else. We do know that The Q***r Beret will also be serving, always different, and always BYOB. Thats Bring your Own Beret you heathens okay!!!!!!!⁣
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Sept. edition: BACK 2 SKOOL⁣
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Summer’s over, s***s, ☀️ and it’s time to shuck those WET swimsuits 🩱 💦 and get your tight little asses 🍑 back 2 classes 📚 ! Whether you’re a jock in a jock 🏈 , a nerd cummin’ in his sock 🤓 , or an f slur in a frock 💅🏼 , U better WERK the hallway down, crocs 🐊 ! If ur thirsty, 👄 don’t be afraid to bend over and slurp all over the fountain, 💧 u freaks. According 2 Chemistry, ⚛️ U + ME = freakybeekerbitches4life, 🧪 👯‍♀️ so don’t dissect that fat hog 🐽 in class, WAKE IT UP & stick it where it belongs! 🤭 This year, ur all gunna be straight slay students, right!? 💄🧑‍🏫 Otherwise Principal Frankenstein 👹will give those sweet, summer-kissed buns of yours 🌞 👙 a big, fat, throbbin D-tention! 🍆 ⛓️‍💥 At Ryan Patrick’s School 🏫 for Girls 👧 and Other Girls 👨🏽 and Those Who Don’t Identify as Girls🫄🏼 but Who Are Technically Legal Adults 🍸 ; And Also Nonbinaries 🧑🏾‍💼, it’s looks 👀 b4 books 📚 so fashion the house down, wedges and dress up 4 ur 1st day back! 🦹🏼‍♀️⁣
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Orientation Activities include⁣
Guidance Counseling, Yearbook Photos, The Prissydential Fitness Test, & Art Class.⁣
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The School Year Starts⁣
Sunday, September 14th @ 7:00pm⁣
Orientation starts at 6:00pm⁣
The Stud $23 in advance $25 at the door⁣
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FEATURING:⁣
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🌟 Ryan Patrick Welsh ⁣
🌟 Chaiyn3 (Shane))⁣
🌟 Sarah Catherine Welsh⁣
🌟 Barbie Bloodgloss⁣
👹 Lisa Frankenstein as Principal Frankenstein⁣
🌟 Noah Bossert - MD / Keys⁣
🌟 Austin West - Bass⁣
🌟 Nathaniel Welch - Drums⁣
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08/31/2025

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𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝘂𝗺 𝟮 𝗝𝘂𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗾 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗾! ⁣⁣Listen up, dino divas, Jurassiq Parq is a huge hit and we couldn’t be more proud of our hot, s...
07/25/2025

𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗰𝘂𝗺 𝟮 𝗝𝘂𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗾 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗾! ⁣
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Listen up, dino divas, Jurassiq Parq is a huge hit and we couldn’t be more proud of our hot, steaming, prehistoric, triceratops dump of q***r chaos. 🦖 💩⁣
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We are sold out online this weekend, and we WILL sell out next weekend so sn**ch those tickets before they go extinct! 🎟️ ☄️⁣
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We’ve also officially extended, adding 4 more weekends from Aug 21st - Sep 13th so now there’s really no reason to miss! 🪩 🦕 ⁣
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Find those tickets in my bio. ⁣
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