06/14/2026
Our San Diego Chorus double quartet, Retail Therapy, took the stage at last night’s Golden West Region 21 – SingUnited International Double Quartet Contest with The Sound of Online Shopping.
While we were disappointed to see our three-year Golden Banana (Musical Parody) winning streak come to an end, the sting was softened considerably when the judges awarded us FIRST PLACE.
We will happily take the trade! ❤️ 🎶 🔥
By popular request, we’ve included our original lyrics below. And yes, before anyone asks, we reluctantly admit that many of our observations about online shopping may have been drawn from real-life experience. Purely for research purposes, of course. 🛍️📦😏
Oh - and OF COURSE there was a Retail Therapy playlist included with our judges bribes! Enjoy it here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2uo9w8YBpNsfpsyzFfnvWR?si=YQ_CZO7VT0e-6XGzZiO5AQ&pi=Q4fuBM44Tg6Dg
The Sound of Online Shopping
(PARODY: The Sound of Silence)
Hello, Amazon my friend.
I’ve come to shop with you again.
If you would drop it right of at my door -
Slide it over, because here comes more.
And the sound of the promo code
is just like *DING DING*
- a little bling! (Little bling)
And that’s the sound … of online shopping.
I shop on Insta and TikTok.
Although the total is a shock!
It doesn’t count if there is a sale.
Plus now my wardrobe’s looking so upscale.
But I make just be spending
much more than I make
(I broke the bank)
But I can’t stop … my online shopping.
Perhaps just one more shopping spree?
(Just ONE more spree!)
If I buy four, the fifth one’s free!
(Such a deal - IT’S FREE!)
Plus free shipping? Now I’m on a high.
I need it all, don’t ask me why.
When it arrives
I cannot remember just what I’ve bought
(it’s quite a lot)
I have no plans … of stopping.
With all the boxes I’ve amassed
(some gift wrapped)
From my purchases so vast … holy crap!
(OH HOLY MOLY - HOLY CRAP!!)
Then my online shopping was flagged
As potential fraud … very odd. (!)
For now - farewell - to online shopping.