Joey Television

Joey Television Welcome to Joey Television — the alternate universe where every vintage trailer, commercial, PSA, game show and infomercial stars one man: Joey Curiel.

09/05/2026

Check out the new vid! Link below!

New video is up: You Can't Change The Channel - Channel Surfing SimulatorI made a fake TV where every single channel is ...
08/30/2026

New video is up: You Can't Change The Channel - Channel Surfing Simulator
I made a fake TV where every single channel is me and now I can't escape it lol.
If you grew up falling asleep to static and weird 80s commercials, this one's for you.
Full video on YouTube: JoeyTelevision 📺 Link in comments.

08/26/2026

CHANNEL SURFING SIMULATOR // PREMIERE NOW LIVE 📺
Tried to channel surf at 1:31AM. Every single channel was Joey Television.
New 9-minute Late Night Archive just dropped on YouTube. Neon aerobics tapes, vintage commercials for Joey Shampoo, Joey Diet Cola, Slap-o-de Spaghetti, Diet Kill, global public access with Pushok the Moscow street dog, and the full late-night lineup: Tall Faces, The Smiling Mirror, The Hollow Room.
Ends with a signoff you can't turn off.
Watch the full archive here: https://youtu.be/SlN3F-vgzPc?is=mFPJqHpxmLZj1RHN
What channel would trap you the longest?

08/22/2026

90 minutes of weird videos up now on the YouTube channel.

08/19/2026

New Episode out NOW!

08/04/2026

The Narwhal Barista is here. Tusk Spice Latte — one sip and Clay Joey is GONE.

This is what happens when you let the narwhal make your coffee.

Watch the full trip — sound on 🔊

08/03/2026

Doctor's Office Update:

Wait time: Forever
Next to me: A walrus
Diagnosis: Needs more Joey Television

I laughed. The penguin doctor did not.

📼 New Clay Joey short from the L.A.N.D. Facility. More prescriptions being written daily.

What's your doctor prescribing you today? 👇

08/02/2026

It is warm inside Vavoso's. It has always been warm inside Vavoso's.

The L.A.N.D. Facility has no record of this establishment. The commercial airs anyway.

Come in. Sit down. The family is waiting.

Would you go inside? 👇

Joey Television

07/31/2026

I sang “Starchy Starchy. You are alive.” and it started dancing. 🥔

L.A.N.D. Facility Log 81-C
STATUS: ANOMALOUS GROWTH

We were testing auditory growth stimuli in the kitchen sector. The potato wasn't supposed to grow arms. It definitely wasn't supposed to dance.

Should I write a full song for Starchy? What should verse 2 be?? 👇

Joey Television archives analog media, cursed commercials, and the memories of the L.A.N.D. Facility.

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